On this episode of Wedding Police, Penny and Jim answer a call from James, a 22-year-old recent grad who’s discovering that marriage negotiations start way before the vows. His fiancée wants a totally dry wedding—think sparkling cider and zero regrets—while James is picturing something a little more… fermented. As the debate bubbles over, Penny and Jim play referee, unpacking everything from family expectations to dance floor courage, and whether love can truly survive without an open bar. Spoiler: things get spirited, even if the wedding might not be.