On this episode of The Wedding Police, we’re patrolling the bar — 🚨🍸

Let’s talk about the truth: not every couple needs a lavender-infused, smoke-bubbled, gold-flaked “love potion.” Sometimes your guests just want a strong drink and a short line.

We give our best tips for streamlining the signature cocktail process! ....AND we are going to lock you up if you even think about drinking and driving!!

This week Penny & Jim are patrolling the bridal salon — where the mirrors are dramatic and the opinions are louder than the zipper. 🚨👰
Here’s the law:
Start shopping 10–12 months out.
These gowns don't make themselves!
Bring 2–4 calm, loyal humans.
If they thrive on chaos, they can wait in the car.
And yes… arrests will be made.
Whose wedding is it anyway??? Because let’s be clear: as far as we are concerned: ONLY the bride is in charge.
Listen and SOUND OFF int he comments!!

In this episode of Wedding Police, Penny and Jim investigate what happens when “We can totally make that ourselves!” turns into a five-alarm wedding emergency. From Pinterest-inspired centerpieces that wilt before cocktail hour to homemade cakes that lean harder than the best man after open bar, the duo breaks down how too many DIY projects can send even the most organized couple into chaos.

Penny lays out the emotional side — why couples overcommit in the name of saving money or making it “personal” — while Jim runs the numbers on what DIY really costs in time, stress, and last-minute panic. Along the way, they share real-life wedding crime scenes: glue-gun burns, unfinished signage, missing boutonnières, and the cousin who swore he could DJ with an iPod shuffle.

The verdict? DIY can be meaningful — but when your to-do list is longer than the guest list, you may be planning your own stress parade.

Tune in as the Wedding Police issue citations for overconfidence, underestimating timelines, and felony-level glitter use.

Today Penny & Jim engage in a playful discussion about the etiquette breach of wearing white to someone else’s wedding, using humor and exaggerated “punishments” to explore how to handle it without causing drama.