In this episode, we read chapters 1-8 of Eclipse, the third book in the Twilight saga. Bella and Edward visit Renee in Florida, Victoria is back on the hunt, Bella bucks against Edward's wishes to see Jacob, we learn about imprinting, and typically-icy Rosalie has a heart-to-heart with Bella about her vampire origin.

As for us hosts, Charlie (our Charlie, not Charlie Swan) introduces us to his new character: frat boy Tedward Mullen, go whales. All three of us have concerns about imprinting, and we examine the generally complex relationship dynamics within the series. Professional podcast DUPE!