The bad boys of podcasting are back. We kick off inventing the ultimate "straight" dad (multi-quarterback sons, naturally), then plunge into the bizarre world of Epstein files (that don't exist!), the mystery of Alligator Alcatraz, and the deep, dark secrets of dreadlock hygiene.

But wait, there's more! We tackle the truly unhinged: government-mandated human milking farms, commercial breast milk at CVS (Code Red flavor, anyone?), cannibalism's effect on the brain, and the shocking saga of "Grok Goes Rogue" turning into Mecha H*tler. Plus, our "Freak of the Week" features a drunk adult baby in a totaled F-150 and the legendary Heart Attack Grill!

It's a wild ride through conspiracies, questionable geography, and dairy dreams. You won't want to miss it!

Timestamps for the Terrific Tangents:

• 00:00 The "Straight" Quarterback Dad Fantasy Begins

• 02:48 Epstein Files & Rosie O'Donnell's "C*nt-ness"

• 06:00 Alligator Alcatraz & Mardi Gras Handcuffs

• 13:17 Dreadlock Hygiene & The Great Milk Guess-Off

• 19:23 Human Milking Farms & Commercial Breast Milk!

• 22:28 Cannibalism & Jeffrey Dahmer's Brain

• 39:17 "Grok Goes Rogue" & Mecha H*tler AI

• 56:03 Freak of the Week: The Drunk Adult Baby

• 01:03:15 Freak of the Week: The Heart Attack Grill