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00:00 — Mountain Dew Titties The hosts discuss a skit idea involving a man with functional breast implants that dispense milk, sweet tea, or carbonated Mountain Dew via CO2 cartridges.
09:30 — Snake Draft Struggle They decide to do a "Top 5 Most Important Apps" list but realize a snake draft format doesn't work well with only two people.
11:40 — Racist Twitter Feed The first pick is Twitter; the conversation immediately derails into a discussion about "Black Twitter" versus the "racist Twitter" algorithm under Elon Musk.
16:30 — Rap Music Psyops A debate about whether rap culture and drill music are "psyops" designed to brainwash youth into criminal behavior.
18:20 — Hasbulla’s Face ID They discuss YouTube's age verification system and wonder if the face scan technology would work on Hasbulla given his youthful appearance.
21:05 — Snitching on Waze The second pick is Waze; they praise its ability to warn drivers about police speed traps compared to Google or Apple Maps.
23:40 — Spidey Alarm Clock The third pick is the Clock App; one host reminisces about a childhood Spider-Man alarm clock that required climbing to turn it off.
25:35 — Phantom P*rn App The fourth pick is a "P*rnhub App," leading to a confused argument about whether such an app actually exists or if it's just a browser bookmark.
30:00 — Fitness Watch Flex After pivoting from the previous topic, the host settles on the Fitness App to track workouts and steps via Apple Watch.
30:50 — Drunken Notes App The next pick is the Notes App; they discuss writing down "genius" comedy ideas while drunk, only to find them nonsensical later.
33:00 — Jameson Factory Reset A tangent about drinking habits, claiming that finishing a bottle of Jameson performs a "factory reset" on the human body.
41:00 — LimeWire Theft Nostalgia While discussing the YouTube Music/App, they get nostalgic about the original iPod Shuffle and stealing music via LimeWire to burn onto CDs.
47:00 — Gambling Life Savings One host selects DraftKings as a top app, admitting to wagering a massive amount of money (nearly a year's salary) on the platform.
48:40 — Post Nut Clarity A deep dive into the ethics of the adult industry, the sadness of specific p*rn tropes, and trying to use "imagination" instead of videos.
58:20 — Google Calendar Guys The final app pick is Google Calendar; they mock the idea of carrying around a giant physical wall calendar.
61:30 — Apple Pay Gumballs A business idea is pitched: retrofitting gumball machines with Apple Pay so people don't need quarters.
64:30 — Retarded Dad Roast The episode concludes with a bit about Trump insulting Tim Walz, imagining Walz getting roasted by his own children for being called "retarded" by the President
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