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In this week's chaotic drop from the pod, we're kicking things off with our Somali pirate Halloween costumes before explaining exactly how Genghis Khan banged all the dragons into extinction. We take a trip down memory lane with top-tier cartoons like Rugrats and American Dragon, mourn the tragic police shootout of Hee Haw the miniature donkey, and plot our inevitable downfall as highly corrupt cops stealing evidence. After a detour through the Cornell gangbang drama, pregnant kinks, and why Ozark might actually rival Breaking Bad, we break down our elite strategy for dodging an hour-long Topgolf trip while violently hungover so we don't miss Monday Night Football. We also pitch a naked golf course in Scotland, relive a nightmare K2 dollhouse trip, and map out the ultimate 21 Jump Street fantasy where we go back to high school at 30 to blast steroids, steal lunch money, and dominate the school play. Smash that like button and drop a comment! 

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We are so back for Episode 42, and the boys are coming in hot with unearned Steelers hype and a tactical declaration of war against invasive lantern bugs. This week's chaotic catch-up takes us from the logistics of "bug hospices" and ant Valhalla, straight into the ethics of dodging Walmart greeters and catering a billionaire's rotating baby shower. Whether we're reminiscing about the absolute peak of human existence—the Scholastic Book Fair—or predicting our dystopian VR fishing futures, grab your favorite Thanksgiving sides and settle in for the ride.

00:00 Welcome Back: Steelers hype, the "Kirk-versary," and avoiding negative energy03:20 Tactical extermination: Going to war with invasive lantern bugs06:40 Bug Hospice: Why do you never see a bug die of natural causes?08:50 Ant colony beefs, impossible bridges, and waking up in Ant Valhalla15:20 Embracing mass surveillance and the fear of floor cameras18:50 Confessing minor crimes and the ultimate fake-emergency Walmart heist22:15 Catering a billionaire's baby shower on a rotating carousel24:50 Customizing babies like video game characters30:35 Testing Silly Putty as bulletproof body armor32:40 Peak childhood: Moldy cheese science fairs and the Scholastic Book Fair36:10 Crushed marine biology dreams and dystopian VR fishing39:50 Thanksgiving nutrient sludge and drafting the best holiday sides43:20 Celery as a dip vehicle and first-try Beef Wellington ambitionsSUBSCRIBE!Insta: @wyltkpodcast_Cody's Insta: @codyhivelyDev's Insta: ypdev_V Patreon: https://patreon.com/WouldntYouLikeToKnow?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

In this episode, the guys kick things off with a hilarious mix of random topics, bizarre news, and unfiltered stories. From dissecting the habits of famous comedians and analyzing the dangers of Facebook Marketplace sushi, to a wild recap of a restaurant encounter with a lady in full psychosis, they cover it all. Plus, they explore the physics of public troughs, look back at the nostalgia of the 2000s, and debate the true lifespan of internet vape lords.

• 00:00 – Comedian Talk

• 01:07 – Patreon Plug

• 01:50 – Rich Homes

• 02:50 – Childhood Bullying

• 05:30 – Streaming Drama

• 06:40 – Antonio Brown

• 07:45 – Prison Life

• 09:05 – Circumstance Argument

• 11:25 – Body Changes

• 12:20 – Birthday Balloons

• 13:15 – Helium Trial

• 16:00 – Barstool Show

• 17:50 – Music Era

• 19:00 – College Rest

• 21:10 – Friends Kids

• 21:50 – Pokemon Daycare

• 23:45 – Avocado Punishment

• 26:00 – Crime Realities

• 27:25 – Instagram Algorithm

• 28:00 – Psychosis Encounter

• 33:15 – Staying Late

• 34:50 – Mug Shot

• 37:15 – Political Support

• 39:00 – Cultural Celebrations

• 40:15 – Kosher Quality

• 42:25 – Viral Trends

• 45:45 – Marketplace Food

• 47:20 – Sushi Danger

• 49:05 – Water Immunity

• 50:00 – Business Markets

• 51:00 – Perpetual Stew

• 54:00 – Episode Outro

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Episode Timeline

After a short hiatus, we are back. You know how life gets busy, we apologize. But we are back with some FIRE. 

Episode Timeline

00:00 We're Back

01:07 Trump Plans

01:52 Shortstop Business

02:29 Assassination Attempt

03:55 Patreon Plug

05:23 Elite Dinners

06:11 Reality Riff

08:12 Birthday Club

09:47 Fantasy Punishment

12:19 Needle Scares

13:50 Waiver Madness

15:40 Prep Commercials

17:33 Aquatic Tribes

19:47 Breath Records

21:08 Island Cannibals

22:23 Pirate Hunts

24:32 Exposing Fraud

26:06 Lawsuit Settled

27:09 Drinking Piss

30:17 Mistake Bottle

32:08 Shootout Mystery

34:33 Knee Theories

36:11 Missing Magician

37:40 Rogan Conspiracies

40:14 Dead Internet

41:53 AI Mush

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The boys are back in the studio and we are diving headfirst into absolute chaos. In this episode, we’re breaking down a brutal, stomach-churning nicotine pouch buzz at a poker table, why we are officially swearing off helicopters and cruise ships forever, and how our moms always get absolutely smoked by greasy timeshare salesmen. It gets even wilder from there—we’re talking a near-death case of dysentery in the Dominican Republic involving mystery butt-shots and banned FDA meds, an oil-leaking skydiving plane in West Virginia run by high-altitude acid trippers, and a complete masterclass on how we navigate bar talk. Smash that subscribe button, drop a comment, and buckle up for 54 minutes of pure, unadulterated absurdity! 

• 00:00 — Nicotine Buzz
• 00:04 — Helicopter Fears
• 00:06 — Timeshare Cons
• 00:08 — Knife Sales
• 00:13 — California Living
• 00:15 — Cruise Skeptics
• 00:17 — Dominican Illness
• 00:18 — Mystery Shot
• 00:19 — Banned Medication
• 00:25 — Skydiving Risks
• 00:30 — Janky Airplane
• 00:31 — Acid Parties
• 00:33 — Tandem Jump
• 00:35 — Earth Curvature
• 00:39 — Flat Earth
• 00:41 — Volcano Fall
• 00:43 — Climber Culture
• 00:50 — Fidget Toys
• 00:52 — Bar Flirting
• 00:54 — Public Wrap-up

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Yo, if you want to hear two bros completely lose their minds over whether it's a better value to take a meat-missile kick to the nuts for ten bucks or let your mom get clocked in the jaw for a hundred, welcome to the thunderdome. This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos, starting with a rainy golf outing where a rogue goose takes a line drive straight to the chest, and somehow turning into a deep-dive conspiracy about Bill Gates engineering ticks to ruin steak night. By the time they map out a full-blown galactic empire of gnats launching space missions from a bag of rotting bananas to the kitchen sink, logic has completely left the building. It’s an hour of absolute unhinged nonsense, terrible financial advice about blowing rent money on NBA 2K attributes, and a casual pledge to get Benjamin Netanyahu on the pod. Strap in, dog, and watch out for the flying golf balls. 

• 00:00:04 – Outing

• 00:00:22 – Geese

• 00:00:35 – Line-drive

• 00:01:22 – Awkwardness

• 00:03:49 – Evolution

• 00:04:31 – Traffic

• 00:04:55 – Rationalization

• 00:05:36 – Durango

• 00:06:07 – Damage

• 00:06:41 – Bananas

• 00:07:07 – Genetics

• 00:08:26 – Conspiracy

• 00:09:15 – Satire

• 00:11:15 – Mush

• 00:12:39 – World-building

• 00:13:42 – Studio

• 00:14:10 – Spiders

• 00:15:15 – Arrest

• 00:15:42 – Bail

• 00:16:37 – Parenting

• 00:17:46 – Backtracking

• 00:18:14 – Assault

• 00:19:36 – Retaliation

• 00:20:24 – Meditation

• 00:21:12 – Autism

• 00:21:34 – Self-awareness

• 00:22:40 – Masking

• 00:23:07 – DSM

• 00:24:21 – Parents

• 00:25:36 – Oven

• 00:26:35 – Rodgers

• 00:26:57 – Quarterbacks

• 00:28:08 – Defense

• 00:29:01 – Pass-rusher

• 00:30:12 – Trade

• 00:31:01 – Cornerbacks

• 00:32:02 – Receivers

• 00:33:25 – Backs

• 00:34:02 – Mediocrity

• 00:34:40 – Stakes

• 00:36:30 – Shoutout

• 00:36:59 – Transition

• 00:37:07 – Promo

• 00:37:43 – Hype

• 00:38:09 – Game

• 00:38:33 – Choice

• 00:40:16 – Constraint

• 00:41:14 – Lubricant

• 00:42:07 – Olfactory

• 00:43:47 – Hygiene

• 00:44:56 – Haunting

• 00:45:26 – Reflex

• 00:46:42 – Cartoons

• 00:48:16 – Escapism

• 00:49:03 – Jingle

• 00:49:32 – Misdirection

• 00:50:28 – Ancestry

• 00:51:27 – Grind

• 00:51:45 – Transaction

• 00:54:45 – Toxicity

• 00:55:28 – Burnout

• 00:57:04 – Multiplayer

• 00:58:07 – Split-screen

• 00:59:13 – Nostalgia

• 00:59:54 – Vaccines

• 01:02:06 – Satire

• 01:03:46 – Wrap-up

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Welcome back to the pod where we have the professional focus of a squirrel on espresso and the golf scores of people who should probably just stay in the clubhouse. Today, we’re diving into everything from secret chili dog recipes and the tragedy of Spirit Airlines to why Cody and Dev shouldn’t be trusted in an airplane exit row. Grab a PBR and a cold pizza Lunchable—it’s time to get weird. 

Episode Breakdown

• 00:00 Local Food

• 00:46 Shark Tank

• 01:33 Podcast Pitch

• 02:48 Social Outing

• 03:59 Building App

• 07:08 Sandler Movies

• 09:18 Childhood Myths

• 11:15 Flight Safety

• 12:35 Budget Airlines

• 15:30 AI Pranks

• 17:50 Rogan Talk

• 20:41 Golf Game

• 23:55 Cart Culture

• 27:03 Ghost Murmur

• 30:00 Financial Status

• 31:40 Lunchable Pitch

• 35:22 Health Check

• 38:50 Injury History

• 42:48 Military Betting

• 45:50 True Crime

• 48:55 Toxic Streamers

• 54:15 Content Regulation

• 58:24 Legacy Clout

• 01:00:00 Final Rant

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Yo, what is up you absolute legends! We are so freaking back for Episode 35 and—praise the Lord—it’s Easter Sunday. We’re officially swapping the Jewish vibes for some good old-fashioned Christianity this week because nothing says "He has risen" like blowing a seven-grand check from Papa Bibi at the casino. We’re fresh, we’re mostly sober, and we’re ready to dive into everything from LeBron’s special edition cognac to why your brain has a VIP section specifically for Pikachu. Grab a glass of sexy wine and let's get into the brain rot.

EPISODE 34 TIMELINE

00:00 – Holy Vibes

00:27 – Gambled Cash

01:04 – Skill Points

01:21 – Grocery Sins

02:04 – Healthy Fails

03:04 – Flaky Teammates

04:06 – Trophy Flex

05:29 – LeBron Juice

06:31 – Russian Pawn

07:54 – Tyson Gloves

08:54 – Amazon Tablet

09:57 – Amp Cords

10:37 – Famous Beggars

12:11 – Turkey Hairlines

13:06 – Axe Shampoo

14:06 – Prostate Pills

15:06 – Scrubbing Nails

16:38 – Follicle Loss

17:48 – Drunk Wrestling

18:45 – Destiny's Steroids

19:37 – Laps Walking

21:27 – Lore Experts

22:21 – Bathroom Ghost

23:32 – Copied Shirts

25:08 – Tiffy Time

26:27 – Cursed Script

27:52 – Jelly Dead

29:58 – Demon Meals

31:21 – Irony Blurred

33:05 – Freak Bob

34:41 – Brain Rotted

37:26 – Pikachu Brain

40:00 – Eunuch Vibes

41:46 – Clit Quest

43:08 – Ziploc Crotch

44:25 – Impregnation Spree

47:01 – Narcissistic Psychopaths

48:18 – Altman Allegations

50:11 – Massage Plants

51:59 – Oil Prices

53:35 – Conscious AI

55:13 – Terminator Morons

56:06 – Rubber Tits

57:26 – South Milk

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In this episode of Eagle Balls, the hosts return for Episode 33 with a high-energy mix of local flavor and unfiltered commentary. The conversation kicks off with a humorous attempt at Spanish before diving into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the "handsome" politics of Donald Trump to the bizarre anti-aging rituals of Brian Johnson. Whether they are reminiscing about nights out at Bentleys in Morgantown or pondering the absurd biological mechanics of birds , the duo maintains a sharp, irreverent wit throughout. The episode wraps up with a look ahead to local comedy events in West Virginia, proving that no subject is too small—or too strange—for their radar.

Podcast Highlights

• Spanish Counting (00:00:14)

• ICE Academy (00:00:31)

• Polish Sausages (00:01:34)

• Brittney Griner (00:02:43)

• Donald Trump (00:04:54)

• Greenland Deal (00:08:11)

• Venezuela Cocaine (00:09:25)

• Canadian Border (00:10:23)

• Great Wall (00:11:04)

• Kid Rock (00:12:04)

• Brian Johnson (00:13:10)

• Paris Hilton (00:16:38)

• Bentleys Bar (00:40:29)

• Robin Hearing (00:42:21)

Upcoming Show: Catch The Cody Sucks Show on March 20th in Parkersburg, West Virginia. Featuring Leyla Ingles from Kill Tony. Don't be an asshole—get your tickets online.

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Yo, what is up, you absolute legends! Welcome back to the program where the vibes are immaculate and the IQ is... well, it’s currently being absorbed by our accessories. We took a few weeks off to reach our final form through some aggressive "lifemaxing," and we’ve returned stronger, smarter, and arguably more tropical than ever before.00:00 — Lifemaxing 01:10 — Geopolitics 01:45 — Casino 02:30 — Craps 06:00 — Bibi 09:00 — AI 09:30 — Torpedoes 10:45 — Clinton 13:30 — Monica 16:00 — Gaza 18:00 — Hormuz 19:45 — Bots 22:30 — Elections 27:30 — Kim 30:45 — Teeth 34:00 — Placenta 38:30 — ATM 40:45 — Doom 43:00 — Captchas 48:00 — Circumcision 53:00 — Fantasy Upcoming Show: Catch The Cody Sucks Show on March 20th in Parkersburg, West Virginia. Featuring Leyla Ingles from Kill Tony. Don't be an asshole—get your tickets online.SUBSCRIBE!Insta: @wyltkpodcast_Cody's Insta: @codyhivelyDev's Insta: ypdev_