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The boys are back for Episode 31, and the "white boy motion" is officially in full effect in the kitchen and behind the mics. From dissecting MrBeast’s descent into "world control" to planning a presidential ticket that involves seizing Greenland, no topic is safe. Whether they’re debating the ethics of "microdosing" alcohol at stop signs or mourning the glory days of burning couches in Morgantown, the energy is shifting from "fully bros" to "conservative dads" faster than a social credit score can drop.

Podcast Highlights

00:00:06 – Roman Egg Marination

00:00:41 – The MrBeast "Brain Break"

00:03:08 – Becoming Conservative Dads

00:03:24 – The Greenland Acquisition

00:05:48 – China’s Population Math

00:09:09 – The "Chink in the Armor" Incident

00:10:38 – Microdosing Alcohol & Beer Kart

00:13:16 – The Morgantown "Powder" Zone

00:16:07 – Lobbying for Couch Burning

00:18:26 – The Hy-Vee Williams Ticket

00:22:02 – Social Credit Flashbangs

00:25:12 – Refrigerator Sex Appeal

00:27:31 – Bone Smashing & Looksmaxxing

00:32:42 – 5 Million Tysons vs. 1,000 Iron Men

00:41:51 – Threatening the Pirates Front Office

00:44:38 – The Frozen Lineage

00:49:56 – Moon Flag Conspiracies

00:54:09 – Raging at 7-Year-Olds

00:59:35 – Snapping the DS in Half

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Yo, what’s up everyone? We are back and live for Episode 32! We’re kicking things off by debating whether this podcast is officially older than the Cody at this point , while Dev is out here claiming to be a "young, spry 21-year-old"—which is a total lie.

We’ve got a heavy lineup for you today, diving straight into the chaos of the Epstein files dropping and questioning why nobody has been arrested yet. We’re roasting Elon Musk for being the "least cool dude ever" , imagining a Gen Z Forrest Gump remake , and trying to figure out who actually listens to Kid Rock in 2026. Plus, we’ve got stories about medieval barn fights and guys getting paid to get beat up in New York City.

Sit back, grab a drink, and enjoy, friends.

Timeline00:01:31 – Woody Allen

00:04:06 – Elon Musk

00:11:08 – Fortnite Trash-talk

00:14:15 – Nuclear Energy

00:17:55 – Ice Skating

00:20:00 – Forrest Gump

00:22:45 – Anesthesia Theory

00:27:10 – Chinese Secrets

00:33:45 – Medieval Fights

00:37:30 – Furry Community

00:39:20 – Professional Beating

00:43:00 – Kid Rock

00:51:50 – Show Promo

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After a month-long "cock tease" of a hiatus, the boys are finally back for a second season of chaos. Between recovering from "deathly" infections caused by questionable bar snacks and dodging calls from high school police officers, they’ve managed to bundle up and get behind the mics. From the strategic "big brain" benefits of living in a Lowe’s shed to the untapped potential of tampon discount cards, no topic is too weird—or too incriminating—to tackle.

Podcast Highlights

• 00:00:39 – Butthole Beef

• 00:01:55 – Meat Ratios

• 00:03:32 – Honda Civics

• 00:04:49 – Nike Drip

• 00:11:54 – Tactical Dogs

• 00:17:42 – Schizo Algorithms

• 00:18:22 – Concrete Gold

• 00:20:32 – Stolen Amps

• 00:23:07 – Ink Tags

• 00:26:22 – Grocery Acting

• 00:32:44 – Tampon Cards

• 00:37:58 – Catfish Scams

• 00:38:57 – Trailer Balling

• 00:40:07 – Shed Living

• 00:41:31 – Paper Towels

• 00:42:52 – Thousand-Pound Dreams 

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Guess who's back?

00:00 — Mountain Dew Titties The hosts discuss a skit idea involving a man with functional breast implants that dispense milk, sweet tea, or carbonated Mountain Dew via CO2 cartridges.

09:30 — Snake Draft Struggle They decide to do a "Top 5 Most Important Apps" list but realize a snake draft format doesn't work well with only two people.

11:40 — Racist Twitter Feed The first pick is Twitter; the conversation immediately derails into a discussion about "Black Twitter" versus the "racist Twitter" algorithm under Elon Musk.

16:30 — Rap Music Psyops A debate about whether rap culture and drill music are "psyops" designed to brainwash youth into criminal behavior.

18:20 — Hasbulla’s Face ID They discuss YouTube's age verification system and wonder if the face scan technology would work on Hasbulla given his youthful appearance.

21:05 — Snitching on Waze The second pick is Waze; they praise its ability to warn drivers about police speed traps compared to Google or Apple Maps.

23:40 — Spidey Alarm Clock The third pick is the Clock App; one host reminisces about a childhood Spider-Man alarm clock that required climbing to turn it off.

25:35 — Phantom P*rn App The fourth pick is a "P*rnhub App," leading to a confused argument about whether such an app actually exists or if it's just a browser bookmark.

30:00 — Fitness Watch Flex After pivoting from the previous topic, the host settles on the Fitness App to track workouts and steps via Apple Watch.

30:50 — Drunken Notes App The next pick is the Notes App; they discuss writing down "genius" comedy ideas while drunk, only to find them nonsensical later.

33:00 — Jameson Factory Reset A tangent about drinking habits, claiming that finishing a bottle of Jameson performs a "factory reset" on the human body.

41:00 — LimeWire Theft Nostalgia While discussing the YouTube Music/App, they get nostalgic about the original iPod Shuffle and stealing music via LimeWire to burn onto CDs.

47:00 — Gambling Life Savings One host selects DraftKings as a top app, admitting to wagering a massive amount of money (nearly a year's salary) on the platform.

48:40 — Post Nut Clarity A deep dive into the ethics of the adult industry, the sadness of specific p*rn tropes, and trying to use "imagination" instead of videos.

58:20 — Google Calendar Guys The final app pick is Google Calendar; they mock the idea of carrying around a giant physical wall calendar.

61:30 — Apple Pay Gumballs A business idea is pitched: retrofitting gumball machines with Apple Pay so people don't need quarters.

64:30 — Retarded Dad Roast The episode concludes with a bit about Trump insulting Tim Walz, imagining Walz getting roasted by his own children for being called "retarded" by the President

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Yo, check it! This pod is straight-up wild, man, we're talking about everything! We kick it off with this insane conversation about living in a kangaroo pouch and surgically adding skin pocket. Then we jump right into the chaos—like, seriously, we are digging into whether you'd rather fight a chicken every time you enter your car or battle an orangutan once a year. And get this, we are talking about a "Supersize Me" challenge but with COVID vaccines. Plus, we throw in some completely ridiculous stuff, like ranking the most powerful black men since Obama and a hilarious manscaping fail involving a dead trimmer. Finally, we circle back with a story about a devastating childhood wedgie It's a non-stop, no-filter ride, dude.00:00 Skin Pockets05:43 Chicken Fight14:11 History Hypothetical18:00 Wedding Singer21:15 Wicked Cast22:45 Supersize Me24:40 Vaccine Challenge28:50 Trump Talk33:00 Arabic Numerals34:30 Soil Conspiracy41:30 Heroin Prep44:11 Soup Freak47:18 Powerful Men51:25 Manscaping Fail55:30 Comedy Show56:30 Wedgie StorySUBSCRIBE!Insta: @wyltkpodcast_Cody's Insta: @codyhivelyDev's Insta: ypdev_

Yo, check it! This pod is straight-up wild, man, we're talking about everything! They kick it off with this insane story about a dwarf stripper they knew who lived in a shed. Then they jump right into the political chaos—like, seriously, they're digging into the Trump/Epstein rumors and the whole "Bubba" situation. And get this, they're talking about Tucker Carlson legit thinking a demon attacked him! Plus, they hit on Antonio Brown airing out some crazy dirty laundry about Big Ben's sister on Twitter. They also throw in some completely ridiculous stuff, like a story about an old lady who allegedly hammer-fisted a blind dude at an Olive Garden , and finally, they circle back to the episode title with some dude's thoughts on Amish Hooters. It's a non-stop, no-filter ride, dude.Dwarf Stripper - 00:00 - 00:07Trump's Wives/Syria - 08:55 - 09:15Trump/Clinton/Bubba - 09:45 - 10:15Trump's Sobriety - 10:15 - 10:36Quiet Piggy - 21:53 - 22:15Kim Jong Un Bans Suicide - 24:11 - 24:36Antonio Brown's Tweet - 30:39 - 31:01Blind Friend Punched - 37:55 - 38:24Fake Olive Garden - 40:13 - 40:20Amish Hooters - 46:01 - 46:22SUBSCRIBE!Insta: @wyltkpodcast_Cody's Insta: @codyhivelyDev's Insta: ypdev_

Just a couple of boys that are back.

00:00:00 Podcast start, Greetings

00:01:21 Discussion of Feet/Socks

00:02:08 Christmas Decorations

00:02:44 Camel Cricket Discussion

00:04:40 Video of Wheelchair Dancing

00:06:41 Leonardo DiCaprio Story

00:09:47 Johnny Depp/Cocaine Question

00:11:42 Sucking Dick for a Role

00:15:18 New Subscriber Goal/BJ

00:17:22 Kanye West Forgiven

00:22:21 Freak of the Week

00:40:48 Would You Rather: Trump/Musk

00:43:35 Would You Rather: Deshaun/OJ

00:46:22 Antonio Brown in Jail

00:49:07 Would You Rather: Shaq/Yao Ming

00:52:43 Pogo Stick Tricks

00:55:00 Backflips in College

00:58:10 Would You Rather: Vikings/Emperors

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If we get one more comment about our feet...

00:00:00 00:01:13 Freak Tax

00:01:13 00:02:20 Brain Rot

00:02:20 00:05:05 Freak Weapons

00:05:05 00:07:16 Slutty Costumes

00:07:16 00:09:24 Slutty Doctor

00:09:24 00:16:43 Fleece Johnson

00:16:43 00:19:25 Feet Patreon

00:19:25 00:24:20 Bikram Yoga

00:24:20 00:27:13 Menendez Dahmer

00:27:13 00:29:59 Dahmer Cops

00:29:59 00:34:45 Smelly Fans

00:34:45 00:38:08 Laika Space

00:38:08 00:39:41 Bad List

00:39:41 00:43:59 Votes Space

00:43:59 00:47:00 Cardi Politics

00:47:00 00:54:54 Cartoon Votes

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The boys covers a bizarre mix of political satire and freaky pop culture, starting with the absurd concept of the "Freak Tax" taken from 20% of paychecks to fund the Freak Bob Memorial (00:00 - 01:55), and jokingly fearing its corrupt misuse for regime change (02:56 - 03:46). The hosts review extreme "slutty" Halloween costumes like the "slutty doctor" (05:05 - 08:16) and dive into the "Freak of the Week" segment, featuring stories about prison figure Fleece Johnson, including an alleged fake pregnancy and the bizarre code of farting in prison (09:24 - 14:52). Another "freak" highlighted is Bikram Choudhury, the yoga founder, and the serious sexual assault allegations against him (19:53 - 23:41). Pop culture topics include discussing the Menendez Brothers case (23:41 - 25:41), the disturbing police failure in the Jeffrey Dahmer case (27:38 - 29:11), the history of Laika the space dog (35:04 - 36:00), and a satirical look at the political leanings of cartoon dogs like Scooby Doo (47:54 - 50:02). The episode also features a story about a smelly concert crowd at a The Jason's show (29:59 - 32:33) and jokes about starting a feet fetish Patreon (17:51 - 19:25).

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Guess who’s back? Back again, baby.00:00 - 00:04: Toes Out, Wasp Noise00:04 - 00:09: Dad Bees, Casino Crew00:09 - 00:15: Church Dealer, Buster Rages00:15 - 00:22: Crumpled Flyer, Clocked as Nazi00:22 - 00:27: Checkmate Bitch, Evil Lives00:27 - 00:32: Ohio Swastika, Optical Illusion00:32 - 00:36: Gavin Code-Switching, Dog Poop Analogy00:36 - 00:41: China Podcasting Degrees, Theater Major Foreign Policy00:41 - 00:45: Kamikaze for Wagyu Beef, Japanese Death-Row00:45 - 00:50: Obese Genitals, Dukes Mayo Loyalty00:50 - 00:55: Hypothetical Poison Pills, Greedy Gambling00:55 - 01:03: Meth Soldier Skis 250 Miles, Landmine Survival01:03 - 01:07: English Woman Stroke, Chinese Accent SUBSCRIBE!Insta: @wyltkpodcast_Cody's Insta: @codyhivelyDev's Insta: ypdev_