What happens when Basic Instinct and Sliver writer Joe Eszterhas teams with The Exorcist and French Connection director William Friedkin? Unfortunate cultural appropriation, magically absurd car chases, and finely engraved tins full of pubes just for starters. The gang takes a trip to a San Francisco where David Caruso still has a movie career and 90% of the city is Chinatown when Sexy Time Theater does it with Jade!