Sexy Time Theater

Sexy Time Theater kicks off season 2 by welcoming celebrity nudes expert Big Phil to join in discussing perhaps the dumbest movie they've seen yet. Reese once again gets grilled on his leading man BJ list. Shannon passionately defends the sexiness and virility of an elderly man. Ben has some conditions if Shannon is indecent proposed to.There's a slug in the studio. The gang rolls the dice, boards the yacht, and buys the hippo when Sexy Time Theater does it with Indecent Proposal!

The show went dark for awhile, but Ben and Shannon have a totally good excuse. Digressions abound when the film they're reviewing reminds them of every other movie they've ever seen. Shannon has a strapping good plot theory pegged down. Ben takes a firm stand that it's okay for women to age. Reese is not a power bottom. The gang wades deep into Al Pacino faux karate, creepy oldies song lyrics, and a few of their worst impressions yet when Sexy Time Theater does it with Sea of Love!

The gang celebrates Halloween by becoming Spooky Time

Theater. An argument about the basic plot points of one of fiction's most

well-known and adapted stories ensues. Shannon thinks vampires have a little

too much agency over their forms, and Reese and Ben invoke The Edward and Bella

Defense. Senior euthanasia, head canons, and the chocolate ways are discussed. The bar for celebrity impressions is

lowered farther than ever before. Anthony Hopkins chews on scenery, Keanu

Reeves eats it at accents, and Gary Oldman takes a bite out of Winona Ryder

when Sexy Time Theater does it with Bram Stoker's Dracula!

Ben's Antonio Banderas voice slowly devolves into The Count from Sesame Street. Shannon starts a beef with the state of Delaware. Reese has a thing for Angelina Jolie...and Antonio Banderas...and Thomas Jane. A passionate message board poster teaches us all to look beyond the flesh and to not overrate The Notebook. The gang puts on their fanciest fake mustaches and hops a boat to Cuba when Sexy Time Theater does it with Original Sin!

It's time to celebrate superhero movies with a heroine whose powers include jumping really high and not getting consent before sex. Ben gives a Fantastic history lesson on comic book films. Reese actually listened to the commentary track. Shannon decides she wouldn't want to live her life as a vacuum cleaner cyborg. The gang gasses up the Scorpionmobile and changes their atoms on a molecular level when Sexy Time Theater does it with Black Scorpion!

What happens when Basic Instinct and Sliver writer Joe Eszterhas teams with The Exorcist and French Connection director William Friedkin? Unfortunate cultural appropriation, magically absurd car chases, and finely engraved tins full of pubes just for starters. The gang takes a trip to a San Francisco where David Caruso still has a movie career and 90% of the city is Chinatown when Sexy Time Theater does it with Jade!

The guy behind Pretty Woman and the Princess Diaries tried to give the same treatment to dominatrices, and the result is pure insanity. Ben and Reese harmonize on some Enya and realize that Shannon thinks it's a small world after all. Ben reveals his disdain for a ghostbusting comedy legend. Shannon rejects a hypothetical offer to make a celebrity personal appearance. Everyone loves Rosie O'Donnell. The gang throws on some leather, enters the Fantasy Emporium, and rides the human merry go-round when Sexy Time Theater does it with Exit to Eden!

The gang returns from hiatus and celebrates doing it for the tenth time with the granddaddy of all erotic thrillers. Ben got Shannon in trouble. Reese wants the Mike D. Shannon is disturbed when Ben and Reese imagine a perfect inter-gender being from pieces of the film's actors. Then Shannon drags the Teletubbies into the discussion. The gang gets the vapors and talks swag-walking, punch-dancing, and leg-crossing when Sexy Time Theater does it with Basic Instinct!

Reese reminisces about movie trailers from VHS rentals, Ben spends way too much time thinking up an alternate ending, and Shannon is a poet and doesn't know it. The gang checks out Drew Barrymore tart it up with Darlene from Roseanne and "Telemundo Evangelist/Knockoff Burt Reynolds" Tom Skerritt. Sexy Time Theater scratches an itch when they do it with Poison Ivy!

Accent Time Theater

returns when everyone tries their breathiest Jennifer Tilly and most ethnic Joe

Pantoliano.  The gang considers changing

their theme music to songs they can't afford royalties to.  Ben and Reese share a moment while Shannon

takes pictures. Gina Gershon kisses a girl and she likes it when Sexy Time

Theater does it with Bound!