Reese reminisces about movie trailers from VHS rentals, Ben spends way too much time thinking up an alternate ending, and Shannon is a poet and doesn't know it. The gang checks out Drew Barrymore tart it up with Darlene from Roseanne and "Telemundo Evangelist/Knockoff Burt Reynolds" Tom Skerritt. Sexy Time Theater scratches an itch when they do it with Poison Ivy!