Content warning: this episode is just a disaster. The titular Peaches is sexually assaulted, and also there’s this clown bathroom scene that’s the worst thing we’ve ever seen.

Candy Stripers and Pretty Peaches back to back is a real testament to the diversity of vintage porn because these movies happened in the same year, and while they’re both terrible, they’re terrible in very different ways. But hey! At least there’s no blood. That’s our mantra for this movie, and our way of saying, hey. It could’ve, in theory, been worse.

Somehow, this film was inducted into the X-Rated Critics Hall of Fame in 1990, and several of its performers are hall of famers, too. So what do we know, anyway?

Cast and crew:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078112/

Full movie:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581f83f96ac82