Kevin and I are back again, missing our guest friends, drinking cheap Rosé while listening to the creepy clown music drifting in through Nikki's window. We break down the Single-White-Femaley-ness of Claudia's new 'friendship' with a groovy new self-identified 'sculptress' who's moved to town looking like a combination of Heidi and...Heidi. The many tangential paths we wander down include exactly who was the best 80's sitcom Dad and Nikki's neverending admiration of Night Court's Markie Post. In BSC news, we watch as the girls try to passive-agress Claudia back into a commitment to the club while cool hippie-chick Ashley Wyeth tries to fully embody the 'dignity' of a small town fire hydrant.

Drinks drank: The Ashley (really just cheap Rosé watered down with delicious seltzer)

Guests guested: None! Just us this time

Book discussed: #12: Claudia and the New Girl