Welcome back! Matt starts us off by explaining the benefits of "hot desking".  This leads to "hot neglecting" your kids, which sounds worse than it actually would be.

Matt then paints a terrifying picture of children and ice cream and troughs. Disgusting.

Dave wants alone time with his wife so that they can talk about how much better they are than everyone else.

Shark attacks are down and death by selfie is up, so Todd watches terrifying PSAs  about texting and driving, sending his daughter into her own personal Viet Nam flashback.

The Happy Birthday Song now belongs to the people!

Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa! Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa! Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa! Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa! Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa! Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa! 

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