The almighty Dito Montiel Trilogy finally comes to an end with *The Son of No One*. And boy, does it go out with a whimper. Jake and Sin grapple with their hopes being crushed once again as they finally say goodbye to Dito Montiel (maybe forever). Topics of rumination include John Waters's Beefy Son, 30 Rock really just was straight up racist, huh?, and the dramatically mismangaling of the French language.

Content warnings: animal death, murder, fucking cops again.