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Episode 12: Twilight (2008)
This week on Revenge of the Show, we're tearing into an older film from the-once-and-future-Batman, Rob Pattinson where he showcases the following all just to show us how prepared he is to play The Batman: his awesome Wolverine hair, his lack of acting skills, his unparalleled ability to look like he's suffering from indigestion, his take on the "silent brooding type" which is the "not silent enough surly type," and finally, how best to "get the girl" by staring, not at her eyes, but rather at the middle of her face all while pretending to look up longingly into her eyes...but again, while looking at the middle of her face.
Rob (Pattinson, just so you don't get confused with our very own Rob McCready) demonstrates that last one a lot through this film, folks, along with his drop-dead-barely-semi-attractive co-star Kristen Stewart. It was calculated by experts - ahem...sorry, clearing my throat - that around 65-70% of the film was actually spent with the two of lead actors staring at each other's noses while attempting to show no emotion and begrudgingly recite their lines as if their thoughts were on the snacks in their, no doubt, ridiculously expensive trailers off set.
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By Revenge of the Show w/ Rob and JesseThis week on Revenge of the Show, we're tearing into an older film from the-once-and-future-Batman, Rob Pattinson where he showcases the following all just to show us how prepared he is to play The Batman: his awesome Wolverine hair, his lack of acting skills, his unparalleled ability to look like he's suffering from indigestion, his take on the "silent brooding type" which is the "not silent enough surly type," and finally, how best to "get the girl" by staring, not at her eyes, but rather at the middle of her face all while pretending to look up longingly into her eyes...but again, while looking at the middle of her face.
Rob (Pattinson, just so you don't get confused with our very own Rob McCready) demonstrates that last one a lot through this film, folks, along with his drop-dead-barely-semi-attractive co-star Kristen Stewart. It was calculated by experts - ahem...sorry, clearing my throat - that around 65-70% of the film was actually spent with the two of lead actors staring at each other's noses while attempting to show no emotion and begrudgingly recite their lines as if their thoughts were on the snacks in their, no doubt, ridiculously expensive trailers off set.