So, this week we "Revenge" a classic film about the loving relationship between a brother and sister visiting their father's grave. Nothing much else happens in the film, so you probably shouldn't even bother to watch it. It's a really long hour and 50 minutes. I suppose there's a bit in there about dead people coming back to life and eating the living, but it's really brief...unlike the dead woman who happens to stumble into that one shot not wearing any briefs (see what I did there...cause, you know...she's naked...wordplay...giggity).

This week on Revenge of the Show, we're tearing into an older film from the-once-and-future-Batman, Rob Pattinson where he showcases the following all just to show us how prepared he is to play The Batman: his awesome Wolverine hair, his lack of acting skills, his unparalleled ability to look like he's suffering from indigestion, his take on the "silent brooding type" which is the "not silent enough surly type," and finally, how best to "get the girl" by staring, not at her eyes, but rather at the middle of her face all while pretending to look up longingly into her eyes...but again, while looking at the middle of her face.

This week on Revenge, we take our immature and teenage-like angst out on an old box-office bomb and a more recent cult classic: Dune. Now, if you haven't seen the movie...don't. Seriously, just don't. You'd be doing yourself one heck of a 2 hr & 16-minute favor. If you've read the book and haven't seen the movie, but were curious to know if the movie was as good as said book...It's not. You can move onto the next book movie and try again. If you saw the Syfy miniseries from back in 2000 and were wondering how the two "films" compare...SERIOUSLY...are you not listening? THIS FILM IS TERRIBLE!!! Only watch it along with your friends. You know, your pretend buddies here at Revenge of the Show. That is the only reason anyone should watch this movie...ever.

This movie is messed up...It also happens to be one of our elusive lost/special unreleased episodes. We say "lost" but really we just didn't like how dark it turned out...like I said, the movie is pretty messed up. Now, normally I would put some witty paragraph here relating to the movie, and at one time, there was one. However, that version somehow got waaaay messed up when I rendered it, so I had to re-edit it. I also got so pissed that I just deleted the previously uploaded version instead of copying and pasting what I had written before. So, not only do you get an episode without any captions, you get an episode with a poor description as well...ENJOY!!!

This week on Revenge of the Show, we get to destroy any fond memories of Jesse's favorite movie as a kid: American Ninja! What's the plot of this fantastic film, you ask? Some white dude with a forgotten past (who happens to be a private in the US Army) suddenly becomes the most ninja-est ninja ever to walk the Earth, and he faces off against the evil "Black Ninja" and his entire army of multi-colored ninjas "Somewhere in the Philippines"...cause you know, ninjas are native to "Somewhere in the Philippines." And why does he face off against these ninjas, you ask? Because everyone else in this movie - and their mother - is corrupt and trying to sell stolen - and completely ridiculous looking - weapons taken from the US Army base "Somewhere in the Philippines..."

Um...yeah...So, this one's about reefer. And there's a bit of madness thrown in. The title kinda speaks for itself. Just know, that marihuana (and yes, I spelled it with an 'h' on purpose) is definitely the most deadly drug or even the most deadly substance known to man...or woman. Don't believe me? Watch the movie and find out just how dangerous it can be.

This week on Revenge of the Show we get revenge on nostalgia and our childhood memories. That's right folks, we're watching The Neverending Subtext Tales of Molestation, Depression, and Attempted Suicide...Story, I mean "The Neverending Story". Watch along with us as we psychoanalyze the author of this famous German fantasy novel and what he meant when the rockbiter said, "They look like big good strong hands...I failed." And just what Falcor's many obvious winks at our young Atreyu means as well.

This week on Revenge of the Show, we review the ONE movie that made Keanu Reeves ONE of the more popular actors of the late 90's and early 2000's. You know, that ONE flick where he knows Kung Fu. It's ONE great action-packed movie that changed the world of Science-Fiction forever. This film was not just ONE of the first to use practical effects to achieve the bullet-time effect, but it was the first. If you haven't seen it yet, put this ONE on your list for sure. If you have seen it, watch it ONE more time along with us for ONE seriously sarcastic journey into: The Matrix.

This week on Revenge of the Show we're watching a wonderful Sci-Fi classic called Milla Jovovich's Bandage Outfit...I mean...It's called Milla Jovovich Keeps Getting Naked...er, no...That's not it either...Orange Rubber Suspender Suit? Well, I suppose you get the idea. It's actually kinda fitting that our fifth episode would be the Fifth Element. So sit back, relax, and enjoy with us as Ms. Jovovich takes off her clothes a bunch and beats up numerous bad guys.

Hey guys! This week on Revenge of the Show, we rip into Ripley! At least no xenomorphs got to her first, you know what I'm saying? Me neither...So, sit back, relax, and watch along with us as we're introduced to our first look at the nightmarish Alien...also the nightmarisher face huggers...gross.