Ok, gang. We made a oopsie last week, and we'll own that. To apologize, here's an extra huge episode where we talk about the one, the only, Vampire's Kiss: the movie that in itself comprises 2/3 of all Best Nicolas Cage freakout videos on all of the internet. Even the dark web! Got enough bitcoin, and you can buy yourself an AK-47, some molly, a person, and three Nicolas Cage videos! Man, the dark web is cool. Wait, no it isn't!

Also, we talk about the little-known and even littler-seen Time to Kill, the single worst Nicolas Cage movie. Don't go looking for it. You'll waste so much money.