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Here we are at Episode 12 already.  Let's get to the highlights, shall we?

• Mark still gets the newspaper.
• The Ascertainers secured their exclusive Newt's sponsorship.
• Mark won the Radio Game (even though he could have been disqualified).
• In case you missed the second bullet point--WE GOT A HANDSHAKE DEAL. AT NEWT'S!  Sure, it's got a few caveats and is to be paid out in free beer, but we're taking the win!  
• We have listeners in 3 countries now:  USA, Germany and India.  Now we know how Pitbull feels.  You know--Worldwide.
• Fish taco eating tips.
•  Why you don't play the Radio Game with Mark's wife.
• Jim's wife is musically promiscuous (that description escaped me during episode).
• Christian Laettner--not that big of a dick after all.
• Mark's inability to pronounce Szczerbiak is borderline depressing.
• Jim's inability to articulate forces a coalminer's laugh out of Mark.

Thanks for listening.  Drop us a line at [email protected] if you have feedback or suggestions, and GO TO NEWT"S!  Don't forget to tell them The Ascertainers sent you!

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