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FAQs about The Ascertainers:How many episodes does The Ascertainers have?The podcast currently has 127 episodes available.
August 29, 2025Episode 127: Jack and Jake Part 2Send us a textWe bring the adult neighbor kids back for a second round. We tackle some of life's most pressing questions. The power of enunciationGuest Newt's spotBoo hoo Billy JoelWe're Pontiac famousAn inch can be a lotThe Most Famous Person You've Ever MetBill Murray winsSongs of the WeekBilly Idol--Eyes Without a FaceRiley Green--Jesus SavesBilly Idol--Mony MonyWe skipped Mark--oopsWho Would You Like to Meet?How Would You Prove That You Were From the Future?What's the Biggest Animal You Could Take in a Fight?#NewtsAppleValley[email protected]Lou Holtz inspirational speechBilly Idol - Eyes Without A FaceRiley Green - Jesus Saves (Official Video)Billy Idol - Mony Mony (Live/1987)This is what I think Mark would have picked if we didn't skip him. Rush - Red Barchetta (Live (1981/Canada) ...more44minPlay
August 22, 2025Episode 126: Jack and Jake--OG Neighbor KidsSend us a textWe are joined by Jack and Jake. I list Jack first because it was supposed to be just Jack, but Jake pulled a big brother move. Entertaining episode!The GodfatherThe GuitarGolf (This episode brought to you by the letter G)OG Neighbor kids meet the new cropAt this point in the episode Mark has said about seven wordsThird Kid tribulationsDicklomat (copyright pending)Mr BasketballSongs of the Week:The Chain--Fleetwood MacCream--Prince & the New Power GenerationTired of Running--Dylan GossettEverything About You--Ugly Kid JoeNewt's promo--better late than never#NewtsAppleValleyMN[email protected]Fleetwood Mac - The Chain (Official Music Video) [HD]Prince & The New Power Generation - Cream (Official Music Video)Dylan Gossett - Tired of Running (Lyric Video)Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You (Official Music Video)Les Claypool on his Metallica audition ( BB Video)Primus - Master of Puppets (Metallica Cover)...more40minPlay
August 15, 2025Episode 125: Who is/was Terry Reid?Send us a textI think this one could crack our top 87 episodes of all time. It's that good. For real, it's worth a listen!Joe Namath and hosiery Who else misses Johnny Carson?RIP Loni AndersonPlastic SurgeryMark's thingErrors and OmissionsWho wants ham?Grateful Dead foolerySong of the WeekRIP Terry Reid#Newt'sAppleValley[email protected]Chef reacts to TikTok monstrosity - @chefreactions - YouTubeTenement - Garden Of Secrecy (Official Audio)Terry Reid May FlyThe Replacements - Johnny's Gonna Die (Official Music Video)...more38minPlay
August 08, 2025Episode 124: Phrase OriginsSend us a textWe've hit the big time as we now advertise in the Tomahawk Club Newsletter (Mark's private Pontiac owners club). I think it's an exclusive. Wonder what Joe Rogan thinks of THAT!Par 3 golfNewt's awesome new burgerErrors & OmissionsOzzy's cool outfitSong of the weekJim: Wings--Band on the RunMark: Fleetwood Mac--Got to MoveIs R Kelly becoming our new Meatloaf?Taj MahalCommon Phrase OriginsMovie Reviews:Happy Gilmore 2FriendshipOld Playboy's [email protected]#Newt'sAppleValleyMNPaul McCartney & Wings - Band On The Run (Official Music Video) - YouTubeFleetwood Mac - Got To MoveMonty Python and the Holy Grail - Witch SceneAmerican Wedding - "Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head"Grandma's Boy | Best Moments - YouTube...more40minPlay
August 01, 2025Episode 123: OzzySend us a textReunited after two weeks off from recording, and it feels so good. Sure, we took a little time away and the world loses the Prince of Darkness, but you know what they say--you gotta break a few eggs.Rough week for Iconic personalitiesRIP Ozzy--Thanks for the great tunesSongs of the week--OzzyFlying High AgainSee You on the Other SideShout out Lil' Sis, JillWe're not mad at Pat....Sorry SueThe swearing needs to stopSongs of the Week Black SabbathWar PigsSweet LeafMossball Torsion memoriesSophomore Slump for bandsShoutout Remo DriveWillie Wisely--an EntertainerRIP Hulk HoganRIP Chuck MangioneErrors & Omissions#WhileWeSawPatandSueAtNewt'sWeDidn'tReallyDoANewt'sPromoButYouCanStillGoToNewt'sIfYouKnowWhat'sGoodForYou[email protected]Pat Boone - Crazy TrainBlack Sabbath - War Pigs (California Jam 1974) (4K 60fps)Chuck Mangione Compilation | King of the Hill...more40minPlay
July 25, 2025Episode 122: Comedy Movies Part 2Send us a textPulled this episode off the shelf due to summer schedules. Originally recorded after Part 1 on March 14. Swear Alert--Jim drops more F-bombs than usual (he's working on it). It's probably a function of him overserving himself... Audio is a little janky at first but gets better.What day do you listen?Newt's shoutout OG KaylaPlaydoughFrom the Grave--The Radio Game!REMComedy Movies--Part 2Marx Brothers--Mark's thoughts on the harp#NewtsAppleValley#Fubar[email protected]This is 40 - Who's Tom Petty (2012)Terry and Deaner Reasons to SmokeWords Of Wisom, Burgess Meredith...more41minPlay
July 18, 2025Episode 121: Chantz and Paris Part 2Send us a textJim was on vacation this week, so abbreviated write up. Round 2 with Chantz and Paris is a good time. From Mark's out of town drink preferences to drinking too much prune juice in Switzerland--its got something for everyone!Enjoy!#NewtsAppleValley[email protected]...more42minPlay
July 11, 2025Episode 120: Chantz and Paris Part 1Send us a textMark's oldest son Chantz and lifelong friend/neighbor Paris join us for a free-flowing conversation that covers a lot of ground. Something for everyone.Escape planGuest introMark's early drivewayThe smelter storyNewt's initiationYoung man, old soulEarly musician storiesGuest songs of the dayYeah by UsherLet it Happen by Tame ImpalaKing GizzardErrors and OmissionsPeter GravesWith a name like "Jerk Dry Rub" it HAS to be gooodMaariah Carey/ Eminem feudLanguage evolutionR Kelly / Chick Berry--how to get chicksAscertainers Song of the DayWild by SpoonHere Comes That Rainbow Again--by Kris Kristofferson Wesley SnipesChristian BaleSacha Baron CohenFreddie Mercury's Kid???#Newts#MossballTorsion[email protected]Usher - Yeah! (Lyrics) ft. Lil Jon, LudacrisTame Impala - Let It Happen (Official Video)Spoon - "Wild" (Official Music Video)Kris Kristofferson - Here comes that rainbow again (1982) - YouTube...more43minPlay
July 04, 2025Episode 119: DeadwoodSend us a textTrying out a shorter episode to see if anyone can tell. We cover a lot of ground with a few laughs.Bring back the Radio Game?PseudonymsNewt's--Mark's CheersErrors & OmissionsQuarterbacksJim's Song of the WeekPan O Prog Plaza Stage previewCome meet Mark and JimMark's Song of the WeekMark's Motorcycle tripWall DrugRIP Bobby Sherman and Nick RouseWall Drug[email protected]#Newt's#PanOProg...more36minPlay
June 27, 2025Episode 118: Leave Your Troubles by the DoorSend us a textThis was a tough one to give a title to, as we covered a lot of ground and nothing too specifically. Some decent laughs though!Gong Show / Match Game babesTom Jones--Lady KillerBourbon JimThe Beyond Burger Smash experiment updateNewt's--You can also get a saladSongs of the week Mark--Tryin' by EaglesJim--Gator Country by Molly HatchetDwight Yoakam / Tom Petty ConfidenceLyle Lovett tooDolly Parton Rock band or not?Give your worries a rest now and then#Newt's#Burgery#Eponymous#DontBoreUsGetToTheChorus[email protected]Tom Jones - Treat Her Right (This is Tom Jones TV Show, 1969)The Wrecking Crew (2008) - Meet Carol Kaye, Legendary BassistEagles Tryin' RANDY MEISNER - 3/10/1973 (Live)Molly Hatchet - Gator Country - 11/10/1978 - Capitol TheatreDwight Yoakam - "Little Sister" [Live from Austin, TX]Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - American Girl (Live) 1978...more43minPlay
FAQs about The Ascertainers:How many episodes does The Ascertainers have?The podcast currently has 127 episodes available.