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Buckle up!  We've got 8 voices on this one (Jim's wife is on too).  Mark's Mom is an absolute DELIGHT!  And sister Karen let Jim live.

• Welcome Renee, Denise, Polli, Karen and Marlene (with Kris in the background)
• Bible terminology
• Coolio?
• 6th grader at a Pat Benatar concert 
• Newt's gets a 4 star Yelp review
• Mars, the pulltab queen
• Ever been arrested?
• Mark is an Angel
• JC Penney
• The Pine Tree
• Backyard campout
• Mars and Ellie?
• 2 pots a day...
• Poor duck
• Twins
• Nice watch
• First cocert?  Led Zeppelin
• Card club
• Dinosaurs

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Don't let the title fool you, it's not about the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent.  It's just a topic-free zone this time around.

• Kdoctor Jim
• Mansfield Bar
• Pun of the Day
• Tune in for Mark's whole family next week!
• Will Karen hurt Jim?
• Golf Smack
• Newt's--Cory brings the heat 
• Lack of pull tab discipline
• Jim survived his 5K
• Apple Valley Car Clinic
• RIP Dash Crofts and Sif Kroft
• Paul McCartney Doc
• Songs of the Weak:
  • The Show Must Go On--Leo Sayer
  • Egypt Texas--Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet
• Bracket blunder
• Shoutout Big Al

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The Show Must Go On - Leo Sayer | The Midnight Special

Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet - Egypt Texas

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A bonus episode (2nd recording of the night) from a few weeks back.  Jim's lack of profanity is almost too pure.

• March Madness
• Yearbook Bracketology
• Lighten up Karen
• What's with the toys?
• Newt's > Cheers
• This one's for you Lars
• Songs of the Week
  • Your Smiling Face--James Taylor
  • Lady Oh--Neil Diamond
• Kids In the Hall--Record Store Snob
• Greatest Hits--According to who(m)
• Neil Diamond--Hot August Night
• Ricky's out of prison already
• Evil record labels
• Prince appreciation
• Beatle Fight

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James Taylor - Your Smiling Face (Blossom Music Festival, Jul 18, 1979)

Neil Diamond - Lady-oh (Live @ the greek theatre)[1976].

Prince: Guitar

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So, after three years of doing this project, Mark decides that he should mention the time he and his wife flew from LA to Las Vegas on a nearly empty plane.  The only other passengers?  Chuck Norris and his wife.  Really.

• Golf recap
• Sushi gout
• Goldy's 5k prep
• Mark meets Chuck Norris
• Newt's new feature
• Annette O'Toole
• TJ's Homebrew
• Bourbon
• RIP MN Vikings legends
• Chuck Norris story verified on air by Mark's wife
• RIP Jim's friend Kevin L
• Songs of the Week
  • Roof with a Hole--Meat Puppets
  • Dog and Butterfly--Heart
• Heart appreciation
• Live well everybody

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Roof With A Hole - Meat Puppets

Heart Dog And Butterfly 2025

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Fun little episode.  Jim's swearing got way better.

• Minimum wage Mark
• Goldy's Run update
• Fishing for compliments
• Race walking
• New knee update
• Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris Facts
• Do you think Chuck ever ate at Newt's?
• Jeff Beck / Stevie Wonder
• Five Finger Death Punch
• Songs of the Week:
  • I Still Believe -- The Call
  • No Woman No Cry --Bob Marley and the Wailers
• Swearing update
• Something in Paris

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Waynes World 2 Fight Scene

The Call - I Still Believe (Great Design)(Remastered)

Bob Marley & The Wailers - No Woman, No Cry (Live At The Rainbow 4th June 1977)

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Yes, the movie Miracle, and no, this episode isn't that old--Mark just takes a while to watch movies.  Also, we loosen up a bit on copyright infringement and play a few notes.  Come and get us--might help our ratings.

Finally--Jim apologizes for his profanity and is working on it (still).

• How February works
• Chicken whore
• Right?
• Joe Walsh--So What?
• Advice to Rush
• Songs of the Week
  • Welcome to the Club--Joe Walsh
  • Selling the Drama--Live
• Casey Kasem does Bon Scott
• Musical taste
• Mark's Miracle review (a few years late)
• Follow us on Facebook already

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Welcome to the Club - Joe Walsh

Live - Selling The Drama - YouTube

Bill Hader discusses cut Casey Kasem sketch with Kevin Pollak

Beyonce and Justin Timberlake single ladies

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We've got your basic Friday the 13th episode complete with a black cat sighting moments before recording.  Were we cursed?

• Kick 'em in the %*#@
• Hello Sharks
• Newt's 101
• Friday the 13th
• Songs of the Week
  • Tryin'--The Eagles
  • See You Later--Soul Asylum
• Just regular-stitious
• Kevin Nealon
• 2026 Golf predictions
• Kyler Murray is a Viking
• Volstead House
• Jello shots
• Whiskey--all you want!
• Shoutout Tommy

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Tryin' - The Eagles (1971)

See You Later  Soul Asylum

Mr. Subliminal - Saturday Night Live

I put Q-Tips deep in my ear 😂 SILLY SILLY FUNY BOY is available for early access NOW on @800pgm

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If at first you don't succeed, try 151 more times.  This episode is a reflection of that ambition.  But really, it's not that bad--although Mark says he edited out so much dead air that Jim sounds a bit manic toward the end.

• Brothers
• USA!
• Captain Crunch
• Shot gunning Cheetos
• The next Jimmy Stewart
• RIP Robert Duval
• War Movies
• RIP Lou Holtz
• Pipe Culture
• RIP Neil Sedaka
• Singer Songwriter fight to the finish!
• Songs of the Week:
  • All I Wanna Do--Sherly Crow
  • Welcome Home--Bachman Turner Overdrive
• The Guess Who is coming to town
• Nice note from Pat and Sue
• Thanks for stopping by

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Sheryl Crow - All I Wanna Do (original music video)

Welcome Home (Live At Budokan, Tokyo / 1976)

FLAMIN' HOT | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures

Lou Holtz inspirational speech

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You would think that our 150th episode might be a little bit more impressive...  Think of this as our way of showing how comfortable we are with you, the listeners (both of you).  Kind of like leftovers can be great comfort food or something like that.

• The Tree of Woe
• Newt's--Apple Valley's finest, the sponsorship origin story
• The Medical Minute:  Mark's knees and Rudy Gobert
• Mossball Torsion throwback concert footage
• Neighborhood origin story
• Dragnet drug slang
• The Californians
• Dixie
• Songs of the Week:
  • Not Dead Yet--Lord Huron
  • Screaming in the Night--Krokus
• Plodding rock favorites

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Lord Huron - Not Dead Yet (Official Video)

Krokus - Screaming in the Night (Official Video)

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5 time guest Chantz and his buddy Alex join us for a matinee recording.  Of course we started the festivities at our awesome sponsor--Newt's in Apple Valley MN.  

• Jim's pending 5K
• Chantz's harrowing triathalon
• The white shorts story and other tales of horror
• Olympic stuff
• Anti-Grease hate
• Jack Black
• Epic movies
• Sports shmorts
• Diseases with human names
• Songs of the Week:
  • Evenflow--Pearl Jam
  • Children of the Sun--Billy Thorp
  • At Night in Dreams--White Denim
  • The Girl From Ipanema--Astrud Gilberto
• More ASL commentary
• Commination breakdown
• Domo arigato Hunter
• Ace and Gary are hitting the town
• Shoutout Tommy in Texas

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Pearl Jam - Even Flow (Official Video)

Children of the Sun (TX '79) - Billy Thorpe

White Denim - At Night In Dreams (Live on KEXP)

Astrud Gilberto and Stan Getz - The Girl From Ipanema (1964) LIVE