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Fresh from seeing the Guess Who and Don Felder at the new Amphitheater in town, this one is primarily a music podcast--finally.  Pretty good rant toweard the end.

• Grandpa Jim
• Mystic Lake Amphitheater  
• $20 Beer Night!
• Shoutout the best sponsor ever--Newt's Apple Valley
• Great Seats, huh?
• Senior Citizens 
• Shuttle Shit Show
• Don Felder stole the show (spoiler alert)
• Hotel California
• Restroom review
• Song of the Week:
  • James Dean--Eagles
  • Rock On-  David Essex
• Guess Who--literally
• On stage Kleenex
• Randy Bachman
• Percussion Guy rant

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David Essex Rock On (music video)

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We recorded with Jim's guy Swa last weekend.  My man can talk, thus requiring some extra editing time.  Therefore, we grabbed this one from the shelf recorded just a few weeks ago.  Enjoy

• Beer or Bourbon?
• Falling Knife
• Tell us what you think--really
• Pun of the Day
• Aging perspective
• Mr Seeds
• Yet another Shark Tank idea
• Who turns down Indy?
• RIP Kyle Busch
• No Ragrats
• Tommy Lee Jones projects
• Courtship of Eddie's Father
• Song of the Week:
  • One for My Baby--Frank Sinatra
  • Take Me--George Jones
• Jim's linguistics rant
• Nice name, Hugh Jackman
• Er no?
• Celebrity sightings
• Banned content

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Frank Sinatra - One For My Baby (Live At Royal Festival Hall / 1962)

George Jones- "Take Me" from "A Poem is a Naked Person"

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We had to go into the pantry to pull this episode off the shelf.  From April.

• Cheez-It rehab
• Safety off
• Serious Rush conversation (Mark even says something nice)
• Song of the Week
  • Ordinary World--Duran Duran
  • The Things We Do for Love--10cc
• Lost Boys rant and a half
• Movie Fight!
• Cracker wheels
• Rod & Custom Show
• Expensive hobby
• 1993 hit list

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Duran Duran - Ordinary World (Official Music Video)

10cc - The Things We Do For Love

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No real topic on this one, but we cover a lot of ground.  pretty easy listen.  Enjoy.

• Long Pants Theory
• Kevin Nealon
• Agree to agree
• Kevin Harlan and Trent Tucker
• Brady vs Romo
• NYC
• Horse nap
• The Breadwinner
• Mr Ed
• Old sitcoms & Spinoffs
• Song of the Week:
  • Possum Kingdom--The Toadies
  • Sea of Joy--Blind Faith
• Chili talk--The Loon
• Toadies show review
• Shoutout Mike from Montana and Randy
• Knee Job

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We revisit an unending topic with cover tunes this week.  Fair amount of hazing to go along with some laughs.

• Song Sung Blue
• Cock-eyed
• Side effects
• Golf recap
• Mark's new Motorbike
• Pressure cooker
• Pun of the Day
• Get on over to Newt's
• Inverted golf course
• Song of the Week
  • Sugaree--Jorma Kaukonen
  • Love Hurts--The Everly Brothers
• Cover songs
• VH did it right
• Grammar meltdown
• Bill Shatner
• Pearl Jam covers Pink Floyd
• Black Crowes guy covers Velvet Underground
• Foo Fighters cover The Doors
• Joan Jett covers The Arrows
• Pearl Jam and Post Malone cover Jay Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers
• Hot or hideous (nothing in between)

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Jorma Kaukonen -- Sugaree

Everly Brothers - Love Hurts

(AUDIO RESTORED) William Shatner "Sings" 'Rocket Man' 1978

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We're joined by Jim's wife for this one.  We cover a bit of ground and have some laughs.

• Big Whack
• Money back guarantee
• Incense
• RIP Wolves and Wild
• Victoire'
• MN sports futility
• Dystopian
• Facial recognition
• Schlitz
• Yungblud concert review
• The opposite of David Lee Roth
• Mark's Green Day connection
• Songs of the Week:
  • Vascular--Pierre
  • Love Removal Machine--The Cult
• Happy Birthday Mark!

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Pierre - "Vascular"

The Cult - Love Removal Machine HD - YouTube

YUNGBLUD - Hello Heaven, Hello (Official Music Video) - YouTube (the good part starts at 2:50)

Dillinger Four - Doublewhiskeycokenoice  (You be the judge--did Green Day rip them off?)

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Get ready with us as we talk about places we shop...  No, really, it's a decent episode.

• Big box bourbon
• Costco virgin
• On to Aldi
• Gator Roll
• RIP Dave Mason
• Golf smack
• Careful in traffic
• RIP Joe Senser
• Songs of the Week:
  • ETI-- Blue Öyster Cult 
  • How Can You Mend a Broken Heart--Bee Gee's
• What if they were hot?
• Watch the Bee Gee's documentary form around 2020
• Chest hair

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Blue Öyster Cult - E.T.I. (Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) (Live) 10/9/1981 [Digitally Restored]

Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Heart (Live in Las Vegas, 1997 - One Night Only)

It’s The PERFECT Cover 🤫⛳️ #golf #golfer #golflife

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We talk a bit of sports on this one, hence the Wheel of Fortune Before and After-inspired title.  IYKYK...

• Mark's family recap
• Keep it Shrimple
• Green Room
• Yungblud preview
• Newt's--Not a Bad Seat in the House
• Special Newt's shoutout--Sarah
• Best in Show
• The Farting Contest
• Nerd Alert
• Karen flashback
• Self-righteous
• Boilermakers
• Nocturnal Mom's
• Vaccuums
• Songs of the Week:
  • Don't Be Cruel--Billy Swan
  • Is She Hiding a Broken Heart--Remo Drive
• Neil Young vs Diamond Dave
• Minnesota Sports Disappointment
• Joe Pesci or Joe Piscopo?

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Billy Swan - Don't Be Cruel (Audio)

Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man (Official Audio)

Remo Drive "Is She Hiding a Broken Heart" New/Unreleased Song LIVE - YouTube

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Now that we are all comfortable with one another.....  Adjust your volume accordingly.

• Introductions
• 5K memories
• Reading glasses
• Newt's--Good Food, Good Times
• Neighborhood band
• Are you comfortable?
• We Are Family--Sister Sledge
• You're My Girl--April Wine
• Lovely Day--Bill Withers
• Shoutout our logo designer--Selena
• Jim's joke fails miserably
• Sweet Caroline--Neil Diamond
• State Fair
• RIP Prince
• Julio Iglesias Concert
• Bad Bunny
• Karen--our own version of Alexa
• Crippled
• Historic document
• Tattoos

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Buckle up!  We've got 8 voices on this one (Jim's wife is on too).  Mark's Mom is an absolute DELIGHT!  And sister Karen let Jim live.

• Welcome Renee, Denise, Polli, Karen and Marlene (with Kris in the background)
• Bible terminology
• Coolio?
• 6th grader at a Pat Benatar concert 
• Newt's gets a 4 star Yelp review
• Mars, the pulltab queen
• Ever been arrested?
• Mark is an Angel
• JC Penney
• The Pine Tree
• Backyard campout
• Mars and Ellie?
• 2 pots a day...
• Poor duck
• Twins
• Nice watch
• First cocert?  Led Zeppelin
• Card club
• Dinosaurs

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