Where are they now?

It’s round up week for season 1! We check in to see how our nominees have been doing. The nominees are of course thrilled to be nominated for the crown. Many of them have been making last dash attempts to output highly volatile cringe in an attempt to usurp the others.

1. Ryan Boundless gets in touch with his Jabba the Hutt
2. Drew refuses to be taken down by Ryan, he also decides that power harassment crossed with sexual harassment is a good pathway
3. Daniel Lord comes out shockingly not creepy this time. He actually becomes the victim of abuse. Hang in there Daniel, you have not been treated right. And despite our teasing of you, we feel you have not deserved the online harassment you’ve received.
4. Kelly Morita takes time out of her busy schedule of being unemployed to train us on how to be productive. She teaches us the importance of embracing the Japanese life target of acquiring “新品”.
5. Debito stays classy, whiny and dull. He is still out there fighting for our rights. So thanks?
6. Venus, our Angel, our glorious heavenly body. She has been sucking candy penis and collaborating with porn stars and man! Is it booooooooring. I guess we should have checked in with her mother Margaret.
7. Jake Adelstein has been less active than an activated almond, which are ironically inert.
8. Brianna Slaughter explains how to be non-binary by getting married, occasionally being called she, and liking penis.
9. Kanadajin is still upset with us, accusing our wonderful fans of harassing her in our name. Jay responds by negging her.
10. Nobita sets out to make that WAP! Go get it done Nobby, use your big light and small light.

P.S.A: Teasing is fun, harassment is not. Know the line!