King of Kanto

The boys decided that the Predator franchise is more interesting than our subject Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper and changed our focus accordingly.  As the alcohol wore off we got back on target and dove deep into the lore of white boys pretending to be Japanese interspersed with way too long rap songs. Enjoy!

In this episode the boys discuss Jvloggers using the poor for views.  Multiple Jvloggers explore the mean streets of Kamagasaki where they face the dangers of getting offered food and drinking with the locals. Terrifying.  

Cam, Nick, and Jay have come out of retirement after the death of the King of Kanto.  They talk jvloggers, what has transpired since the previous episode and now, memorials, and even car mirrors.

This one is for the OG's, the KoK lovers, and the KoK haters. No matter your opinion only one thing is certain: we're back.

The King of Kanto is dead, long live the King of Kanto.

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In a time of darkness. Where great evil has been allowed to roam freely. Where the Gaijin terror disrupts the wa of Japan. Where Reddit empires lay in ruin, alcoholics with main-character syndrome must rise.

But in the meantime, here is the relaunch of KoK.

Let's Enjoying!


Recorded 13/4/23

We have some bonus recordings lying around so let er rip. Everything was recorded before December 2021.

Stay tuned, new stuff coming. 

Cam and I recorded a few Court of Kanto eps following the end of KOK. Good? Bad? Want more? Give us a yell

Ando now, za end-o is nea-
Ando so boku face-i za finalu curtain-o
Mai friend-o, I'll say ito cu-rea-ru
I'll state-o mai case, of whichi watashi iz -o

I've ri-bu-do a raifo zatto fu-
Watashi ryoko'd eachi ando eberi douri
Ando moa, machi moa zan zis
Boku dido ito maaaaai weeeeei,

Regreto, boku had takusan,
Ba-to zen ato, too sukoshi to hanasu
I dido what I hado chu duuu
Ando miru ito chu withouto igai

Ai yotei'd eachi chartedo course
Eachi keafa-ru stepu alongu za biwei
Ando mo-ru, machi mo-ru dan dis
Boku dido ito maaaaai weeeei

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It's not the end - stay tuned. This ep was recorded early Nov 2021 -  more incoming. 

Episode 56

Live in studio the man himself: Tokyo Tuesday.

Doxxed but not outfoxed Jay tells the in depth story of Tokyo Tuesday just like he had many times before except this time he shares his knowledge and experience in a much more enjoyable format.  Also, he forgot the hat.