Convinced she is the very own error to her ways, Rocky shamefully recalls her drunken bacon fiesta with an old fling while reminiscing on the time her class was infested with gonorrhea. If you've ever been in a pickle and you need to dodge a dickarooni, here are the following steps you SHOULD take instead of telling them you're gay (2020 Rocky approved):

1. Your vagina has one single tooth and it hasn't been brushed in a while

2. You don't like to wipe

3. The last time you had a peen, it fell off it's member and turned to slime.

*Please use with discretion as these tactics are super duper FuLl pRoOf.

xoxo Momma Rocky.