Grab yer spurs and AR-15, dear Audioviewer, ‘cause we’re takin’ a rootin tootin trip down to America’s septic tank: TEXAS! (Yeeeehaw!) In this episode we share personal horror stories from our visits to the hurricane ravaged wasteland lorded over by a semi-sentient colony of slime mold in sagging human skin known as “Ted Cruz.” Honk if you love armadillos with leprosy!!!!