Grab yer spurs and AR-15, dear Audioviewer, ‘cause we’re takin’ a rootin tootin trip down to America’s septic tank: TEXAS! (Yeeeehaw!) In this episode we share personal horror stories from our visits to the hurricane ravaged wasteland lorded over by a semi-sentient colony of slime mold in sagging human skin known as “Ted Cruz.” Honk if you love armadillos with leprosy!!!!

We know it’s been so long since we posted an episode that the town of Hamelin is about to write their first historical record about it, but please— why don’t you take a seat, dear Audioviewer, and join us for this episode of To Catch a Piper? In it we analyze the 700-year-old mystery of the missing children of Hamelin, and the enigmatic flute-playing figure that supposedly led them away. Listen as we crack the case that has baffled scholars for centuries!

Intro tunes by Sisters of Shaddowwe.

Press your ear to the wall and listen to the stirring of what lies within, dear Audioviewers… We’re here with a chilling Halloween special about two isolated farmsteads a century and a continent apart, seemingly haunted by the same breed of bizarre entity whose very nature defies explanation.

Season’s Greetings, Audioviewer! On this very special holiday episode of Double Date with Death we share a festive tale of child murder and delve into some holiday traditions of times long since past. Have a listen and tell us who would win in an Anti-Claus cage match: Krampus or Belsnickel? Have a happy holiday & remember, Father Christmas is always watching…

That’s not a ghost you see, dear Audioviewers. It’s just Double Date with Death, scratching lightly at your icy window. We’ve come home and we’re so cold… Won’t you let us in so we can tell you all about Mary Toft, the woman who gave birth to a litter of rabbits? Trust us, it’s a story you NEED to hear.

Dear Audioviewer, is there any worse way to die than in a blazing hot fire set by your shitty coworker’s absolute negligence? In this episode we discuss one of the deadliest industrial disasters in American history, the infamous Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire. Do the ghosts of the 146 garment workers who perished in the fire still haunt the floors where they worked and died, or could there be an evolutionary reason why we feel uneasy in places where human lives have been lost? Listen now and tell us what you think!

Intro tunes by the goddesses of goth, Sisters of Shaddowwe.

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Batten down the hatches & git yer rifles ready for the original alien invasion story on this episode of Double Date with Death! In August of 1955, the Sutton family spent an entire night battling against extraterrestrial beings that crash-landed on their small tobacco farm in Kelly, Kentucky. Though they tried to enlist the help of local law enforcement, the Suttons were forced to take a final stand against the martian incursion to defend their home— and their lives. Hear the story that inspired Spielberg, Shyamalan, and… uh, whoever directed Critters, this week on Double Date with Death!

Intro tunes by the eternally lovely Sisters of Shaddowwe.

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Drop off the deep end and dig a little infinity with us on this episode of Double Date with Death! This week we’re exploring the multiverse and getting mindfucked by the concept of glimpsing into another dimension. Are glitches in the matrix and the Mandela Effect caused by shifting alternate universes, or is the internet just living in a Philip K. Dick wet dream? Take an ultra-smooth audiovisual ride on our shiny new microphones and find out what we think!

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In this episode Rachel tells us about Nahanni National Park, a primordial forest that is rife with strange landscapes, eerie legends, and mysterious deaths. Beheadings and talking bears await you on this trek through forests dark and deep!

Intro tunes by Sisters of Shaddowwe.

Goedmorgen, Audioviewers! Today Alex presents the case of Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon, two Dutch tourists who vanished and left behind cryptic clues and photographs alluding to their tragic demise. Listen for all the creepy details and study the photos discovered on Lisanne's camera for yourselves, then let us know what YOU think happened to Kris & Lisanne!