On the thirteenth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Ferdinand (2017). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: How much does it cost to rent a kid? What makes beans so tasty? Could a melodramatic fanfiction inspired by this film be the greatest love story of our generation? Who killed Tres, and why? Is every single movie an allegory for the Spanish Civil War? But most importantly, has the animated Satan Goat grown powerful enough to extend her influence beyond our TV screens and into the real world?