It's Christmukkah in Stoneybrook, and things are getting *mysterious*! Mallory and Jessi rescue a pregnant lady with amnesia, Kristy and Abby have a Christmas-themed burglar to contend with, and Claudia and Stacey nearly get straight-up murdered. It's an emotional rollercoaster.

Today's agenda includes: Stoneybrook Noir; New York is Bad; Stacey causes the financial crisis; what Jews eat for breakfast; Esther is unclear on how to use the term “honey trap”; DEFUND KRISTY THOMAS; Murder, Mallory Wrote; fax machine drama; Paul McCartney, badly-dressed time traveller; Abby’s underwhelming medical history; a very specific theory of how bee stings happen.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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