After a manic 4-4 draw followed by a tight-wound 2-2, your boys in blue have had an emotionally draining week! Jake & Trey take the mic to review the blow-by-blow on the field for NYCFC's challenging matches against Cincinnati and Atlanta, in which we saw: the return of Heber as a point-forward, Maxi at his natural best and his natural worst, Johnson looking both flaccid and erect, a goal-hungry Taty, a hot-to-trot Chanot, and so much more; in other words, everything you could want from two NYCFC matches except six points. We've got it all here for you. THEN: are we going to get DP'd by our DP situation? Is Mitrita coming back, and why is he telling the press he wants to? And what does the Keaton Katastrophe mean for NYCFC, and for the man himself? And of course, a lightning-fast precap of New England action at Yankee Stadium this Saturday. Restock on Gold Bond and use that MeUndies code - you've got Blue Balls.