A great man once said "Never trust a man with bad nipples" a contentious and controversial philosophy, yet it has never lead me astray. Today you will be lead by the ears through a dark and treacherous world of male nipple discussion and dissection, once and for all making a statement on those pink fleshy tally marks on the spectrum of good and evil. Set your cups down and lock up the booby tassels for good because the Back and Bone have returned to express their irrational obsession with that which passes unchecked by even the most discerning of eyes. And remember... Don't be scared, its only a handful.