The Back and Bone Show

Steel your spirits and hold tight, you're about to experience the depths of fear and depravity beyond your darkest imagination. Murder, rape, devil worship, sex trafficking, and Martha Stewart. Be wary, today's episode is not for the faint of heart.

Its only going to hurt if you resist. Turn it on and lets just agree... this is gonna happen.

Don't fight it, you know you're curious, just relax and take it all in.

Brand new general interest episode pertaining to all the topics you've come to appreciate in the B&B universe. Loyal Boners and new young Bonelings alike, assemble for a feast of all senses; Movies, MMA, the dangers of air travel and New Mexican vacations. Welcome back to the show.  

Welcome back one and all; as your visionary escorts dive head first into a senseless amalgam of drugs, movies, comic books, pugs, and even a virtual reality headset. If you're not confused, frightened, and maybe a little aroused yet... don't worry, you will be.

Buckle up, you're about to get your ears harassed with an depth recap of one of the worst movies ever made; we saw it, so you don't have to. We don't know how Writer/Director Bill Wiener conned this all star cast into making this shame filled sack of garbage to achieve his one and only IMDB credit. But all the same, lick your chops, its about to get saucy in here.

And so we return after the glory, the controversy, the shame, and the sheer bodacity. Enjoy this strongly worded, highly opinionated, and simple minded review of your new favorite UFC fight night event. ESPN+ 143, as Ray Jay once said... 143 I lu lu lu love you.  

Came and went have the 90's; jean jackets, hoola hoops, hacky sacks, grunge music, and Gina Gershaw. But it seems no one told the Back and Bone Show. They're back, live as ever to remind you of all the silly shit you may have forgotten about, like Stretch Armstrong and Dragon Ball Z. Heard enough shit about Anime? we haven't, so get ready for more. Shut up and open your ear holes, were about to put something wet inside of 'em.

The highly scrutinizing nature of the ESPN network is now being put to the test; with its premiere installment of the UFC's Fight Night Live promotion. But make no mistake, Dana White himself has presented an irrefutable offer in this most auspicious of cards; appealing to mans nature of violence, sportsmanship, and sheer sex appeal. Not Dana Whites sex appeal mind you, but that of those he has in his pocket. Don't miss this one, the winner by Knockout, everybody watching.

A great man once said "Never trust a man with bad nipples" a contentious and controversial philosophy, yet it has never lead me astray. Today you will be lead by the ears through a dark and treacherous world of male nipple discussion and dissection, once and for all making a statement on those pink fleshy tally marks on the spectrum of good and evil. Set your cups down and lock up the booby tassels for good because the Back and Bone have returned to express their irrational obsession with that which passes unchecked by even the most discerning of eyes. And remember... Don't be scared, its only a handful.