Is the rent too damn high? Are you tired of existing at sea-level? Are you with Sartre on this one? Staring menacingly at the roving glances of the other two who somehow ended up in the same circle. Listen, all you could ever want is cast aside by those around you. Also, it takes a long time to travel from Vancouver to Portland, even when the Cherries are in bloom. Intrigued? Send a message in morse code to [email protected]