One slice of white bread
One rasher of Canadian bacon
Some salt
Processed sliced cheese
Pizza sauce

These ingredients combine to create the bizarre, the unpalatable, the undesirable, The Jvlog.

Legend says that Tom Del Montegu the Earl of Pizza Toast was playing a round of cards and lost his entire fortune. He came to be known only as Del Monte Pizza Toast. He went to his kitchen and created a meal that could be eaten with the hands and also made of ingredients discovered below the poverty line.

This isn’t just a jvlogger people. This is The Jvlog. A man who incapsulates the essence of jvlog. Zero Japanese ability? Check! Bitching about life in Japan? Check! Unstable marriage? Check! Disgusting living conditions? Check! Whoring out for attention even if it’s negative? Check! Unedited ramblings? Check! Unashamedly showing off nonexistent talent? Check!

The poor KOK boys have really suffered this week so you don’t have to. What started out as an enjoyable podcast dive into cringe jvlog content has turned into an expedition into the psychological issues of Canadians living in Japan. O Canada!

A Segment: Speaking of pizza. A great blow has been struck against racism in the form of a pizza coupon.

A crow! It’s a crow! Caught! On! Camera! Some new jvlogger called Totally Drew, who we have never seen before in our entire lives and is untraceable by SEO has emerged with footage of the the rarest and most beautiful of birds.

We drop in to see our good friend Daniel, our buddy, our chum. And we have the same discussion: alien? Comedic genius? Or mentally ill? (I think we all know the answer).