Lauren tells one of her worst teaching stories where admin. moderated a debate between students about whether or not she is a bitch (spoiler alert: she's not!); DeAndre tells of his first teaching gig, which was a bait and switch of the worst kind; odd places kids put their poop; teachers buy the supplies and the kids destroy them; kids who put a teacher's head on a porn star's body and don't get in trouble; why don't teachers ever press charges when kids do violent things?; and we discuss hilariously disrespectful insults that students have launched at teachers.