Sorry for the delay in publishing, I was devoured by road ghosts and then my professors ate my decaying corpse. But we're back, and have this short, shitty episode to celebrate! This episode was actually recorded after three days of driving, so we're a little out of it (we still are, honestly).

Topics include: beware of bike jesus, road crime and road spirits, ancient banana relics, the advent of vaseline man, and bad Guy Fieri sex.

Our theme song is Butter Beans by Thelma Bolton and Tom Waltin, courtesy of the Florida Folklife Collection!