Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean we can't have a little Valentine's Day goin' on. There's some bumpin', grindin', and general sheet mussin' in this episode, when Edie Sellers and Nick Dinicola decide to do the forbidden dance, while Holy Goalie watches. You think we're kidding. We're not. We're being very alarmingly literal. When they're not sweating up the kitchen table (because that's where all the cool kids eventually end up doing it, right?) they talk about news. Check it out. But seriously... who knew that the Kracken was a beast with two backs?