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Good news: Your Friend Frosty is bound for somewhere full of wonder and magic - in other words, a theme park! Bad news, this means that somehow, in some way, he's also managed to cobble together another list of Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course questions, and they're all terrible. And, imagine this, theme-park-themed! Sit back and listen to the magic known as Bourbon On Iceland (not to be confused with actual Iceland), the impending disasters, and the terror that shall surely follow. Food! Souvenirs! Mascots! All shall be revealed...