It’s 4th of July, dipshits! Justus and David are celebrating all the things that make America the greatest country in the world: barbecues, ballgames, kicking the British in the nuts 250 years ago, and Nicolas goddamn Cage. Wrap your lips around a hot dog and join the boys for a whitewashed, sanitized, Disney friendly adventure through American history. Just ignore all the slavery and genocide committed by the Founding Fathers and you might just find a real treasure of an episode waiting to be discovered!

National Treasure (2004) is directed by Jon Turtletaub and stars Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha, Sean Bean, and Jon Voight.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio