This week David and Justus have chosen to cover The Book of Henry. May God have mercy on their souls.

The Book of Henry (2017) is directed by Colin Trevorrow and stars Naomi Watts, Jaeden Martell, Jacob Tremblay, Sarah Silverman, Lee Pace, Maddie Ziegler, and Dean Norris.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David and Justus close the casket on the lost episode of THX 1138 and piss on its grave by covering the only movie to mash up trucking, arm-wrestling, a terrible kid performance, and Sylvester Stallone. It’s an 80s film that could only come from the bizarre dream factory of the Cannon Group, and the boys are here to push it to the limit and winner takes it all through every cheesy montage, cliche, and awesomely bad moment from Over The Top! And for real, David hates this kid performance.

Over the Top (1987) is directed by Menahem Golan and stars Sylvester Stallone, Robert Loggia, Susan Blakely, Rick Zumwalt, and David Mendenhall

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

No episode this week because I am a big stupid dumb dumb who messed up the recording.

- Justus

Next week Over the Top starring Sly Stallone

David's out this week, so Justus has tagged in past guest Audrey Young to fill the host's seat and she brought some thrills and chills with her in the form of the 2007 vampire flick 30 Days of Night! Without David there's 80% less film knowledge and 200% more ADHD rambling, but Justus and Audrey still manage to get into the nitty gritty of this frozen gorefest. Hear them swoon over how dreamy Josh Hartnett is and puzzle over why Ben Foster is talking like that. All this and more on The Greatest Movie Ever Made?

30 Days of Night (2007) is directed by David Slade and stars Josh Hartnett, Melissa George, Danny Huston, Ben Foster, and Mark Boone Junior.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Oh no! That dastardly Thing is creeping around another Antarctic outpost, and this time he’s a CGI abomination! Tune in to hear the highs and many, many lows of this studio-mutilated prequel to Carpenter’s most legendary horror film. 

The Thing (2011) is directed by Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. and stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton, Ulrich Thomsen, Eric Christian Olsen, and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Rob Zombie makes his second appearance on the show as the boys dig through the ditches of his Hellbilly Deluxified take on Michael Myers. For the first time, explore the difficult upbringing that turned a sweet little boy into a killer in a Shatner mask. Can Zombie and his cast of horror character actors create a unique Halloween film worthy of the franchise’s legacy or is he just another Carpenter Copycat?

Halloween (2007) is directed by Rob Zombie and stars Malcolm McDowell, Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Brad Dourif, and Sheri Moon Zombie

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Join the boys as they snuggle up with Ethan Hawke, Larry Fishburne, and the hot chick from The Sopranos for a snowy siege in this remake of John Carpenter’s action classic. Also, John Leguizamo makes a startling reappearance and the boys still haven’t gotten over The Pest. Grab a smoke, hunker down, and take aim at this new episode!

Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) is directed by Jean Francois Richet and stars Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne, Gabriel Byrne, Maria Bello, and Drea de Matteo

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David has taken the reins of the podcast for the month and is subjecting Justus to remakes of John Carpenter classics. We’re kicking things off with The Fog, a spooky seaside tale given a mid-2000s update in all the wrong ways. The Horror Master is taking a break this month and cashing checks. It’s Carpenter Copycats!

The Fog (2005) is directed by Rupert Wainwright and stars Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, DeRay Davis, and Kenneth Walsh

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It’s 4th of July, dipshits! Justus and David are celebrating all the things that make America the greatest country in the world: barbecues, ballgames, kicking the British in the nuts 250 years ago, and Nicolas goddamn Cage. Wrap your lips around a hot dog and join the boys for a whitewashed, sanitized, Disney friendly adventure through American history. Just ignore all the slavery and genocide committed by the Founding Fathers and you might just find a real treasure of an episode waiting to be discovered!

National Treasure (2004) is directed by Jon Turtletaub and stars Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha, Sean Bean, and Jon Voight.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David and Justus are sucking in their guts and smoothing out their wrinkles this week as they dive into the zany horror-comedy cult classic DEATH BECOMES HER! The star-studded cast and wacky body horror is sure to delight the boys, but will they drink the potion that gives this flick eternal life in the hallowed halls of the TGMEM canon? Or will Zemeckis's first film on the podcast take a header down a long flight of stairs? Most importantly of all, what comes up when do a Rule 34 search for this movie? Twist your neck back into place and find out now on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Death Becomes Her (1992) is directed by Robert Zemeckis and stars Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, Bruce Willis, and Isabella Rossellini.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio