Alex is back from his hiatus to talk Giancarlo Stanton's ridiculousness (0:00-6:15), give his thoughts on Jeff Loria (6:15-10:00). Do baseball bases need an update with the Bryce Harper injury (10:00-15:55). We're still waiting for the Dodgers collapse and Joey Votto can be kind rude (15:55-26:00). There's a crappy Canadian website that is straight from 1998 (26:00-30:50) before our Cubs and Orioles update (30:50-44:05). WE HATE THE DOLPHINS, and Troy can't even join the Bills Mafia (44:05-53:20). We debate who wins a Philip Rivers v Antonio Cromartie Family Scrimmage, and some of y'all take fantasy sports too hard, man (53:20-75:45).