Short one with no timestamps this week. Free agents in baseball, Browns going full Browns, Bills Mafia getting put in the pen, Kyle Shanahan is a genius and what the hell, Maryland?!

We kick things off paying homage to all the position players who pitched this year (0:00) followed by the untimely demise of the Cubs thanks to the Brewers and Rockies (3:54). Week 4 hot takes including the Dolphins(11:32), Titans/Eagles (16:54), and Steelers (20:07). First NBA update, with Malik Monk, Kobe Bryant vs Matt Barnes, and Kyrie not trolling (28:47)? Kyrie was also the inspiration for this weeks Power Rankings (35:40).

Power Rankings: Conspiracy Theory Edition!

We start things off with the best part of your week, Bartolo Colon's Kingsford ad (0:24), andAdam Rosales out here hustling (4:36). Max Scherzer and the NL Cy Young (7:29) take us to the wild playoff push in the NL (14:19). Addison Russel out here messing around being problematic (20:37). Week 3 takeaways (33:09), Rams Vikings observations (41:00), then Power Rankings (43:06)! Power Rankings: Grilling Edition

Hope everybody enjoyed their summer! We're back reminiscing about the summer (0:00) and discuss the potential NL MVP (. Football is back! There's a lot of noise around the Steelers, (26:10) the Browns are... well... the Browns (26:00). Bad week to be a kicker (33:00), Vontae Davis chucking the deuce and lol Bills (35:23). Rookie Qbs and more lol Bills(38:30). Blake Bortles, Ryan Fitzpatrick and the mediocre abyss that is the NFL (44:16) take us to this weeks Power Rankings (55:23).

Power Rankings: Things I Hate About Fall Edition!

Small hiatus is over! Alex tells us about losing his wallet, Troy goes to shows, and we come to terms with getting older (0:00). All Star rosters have been announced! We go over the NL and AL selections, who ain't getting enough love, who's getting too much love, and more (19:54). We make fun of Giancarlo Stanton playing defense then talk about the Cardinal's owner and Brian Cashman signing a letter of support for the newest Supreme Court nominee (44:30). NFL holdouts going stroooong (67:27). Quick notes on NBA free agency (77:40) before this weeks power rankings (97:56).

Power Rankings: Albums of the Year, Midpoint Edition!

In this week's episode, we kick things off by talking about some beef and new music in the world of hip-hop (0:00). Typhoons vs hurricanes, thirsty fans, Cincinatti futility, and more baseball (10:58). We talk about Kyler Murray making dumb decisions, followed by Cubs and Orioles updates (32:38). Some NBA Finals words and sentences (54:28). Baker Mayfield is excited for Josh Gordon... you know who else is? (71:10) Then we wrap it up with Power Rankings (80:08).

Power Rankings: People to Smoke With Edition!

In this episode, we highlight the life of Bartolo Colon, the historically good Astro's pitching staff, and some other baseball thangs. An attempt to find an apt analogy for Kyrie Irving and Chris Paul before the meme magic that is JR Smith. The NFL are cowards, and then Power Rankings: Potatoes Edition!

Troy gets mad at bees and some weather updates (0:00). Necklace shenanigans, Pedro at the Bruins game, and Kolten Wong's inabilty to give someone a gatorade bath (6:45) take us into an alt-right dude in Seattle being a whiffer (21:30), James Harden eating ice cream (24:36), the large disparity in MLB teams (26:17) and a tangent into horse/dog racing (29:46). We follow that up with the usual Orioles and Cubs updates (34:20). Some recaps of the NFL draft, including Shaqueem Griffin, laughing at the Bills, and Dolphins picks (51:00). The fundamental misogyny involved with NFL cheerleaders, including the recent settlement with the Racial Slurs, and a brief history of how problematic the whole thing is (1:09:48). Ryan Shazier was at the draft? That was weird (1:24:51). Patrick Beverley's mom, people mostly to fight Ben Simmons, when we'll get sick of Donovan Mitchell, and more NBA stuff (1:26:41) before this week's Power Rankings (1:50:36)!

Power Rankings: Ready to Fight, NBA Playoff Edition!

Troy is here talking about sad tweets, Bartolo Colon, and long at bats (0:00-18:20). Ichiro Suzuki appreciation moment (18:20-23:40). Some quick Cubs thoughts (23:40-29:25) before we get into the NBA playoffs (25:29-34:57). Why the 2014 Cleveland Browns weren't good and other random football thoughts (34:57-41:38). Wrap things up with Power Rankings! (41:38-51:20).

Power Rankings: Customer Edition!

We start this week's episode talking about social media and it's pitfalls (0:00-6:00). Baseball fights, and the eventual murder of Gape Kapler (6:00-16:10). Some surprises thus far, then Cubs/Oriole's recaps (16:10-33:10). Marquette King is a gem and needs to honored as such (33:10-41:18). Hockey talk! Two weeks in a row! It's a record! (41:18-48:36). We are factually inaccurate about basketball before this weeks Power Rankings (41:18-78:00)!

Power Rankings: Pies Edition!