The MLB trade deadline has passed! We talk about some of the more notable acquisitions, Manny Machado's weird week (0:00-31:39) and our weekly Cubs and Orioles updates (31:39-46:19). Then seasonal depression hits, as the Dolphins have Dolphin-esque things happen to them, with the injury to Ryan Tannehill and how a coffee treat is kind of a bumblebutt(46:19-88:30).

Power Rankings: Sandwiches Edition! (88:30-100:00)

The Doctor is back! Alex makes his triumphant return to the podcast to laugh about an ejection, a lost tooth, a Ric Flair golfer (woo!) (0:00-24:25). Cubs and O's updates (24:25-45:30) before we talk some Cavalier drama (45:30-65:15) then we laugh at Lucky Whitehead's ironic life (65:15-75:30).

Power Rankings: Crimes Edition (75:30-90:15)!

I discuss my new-found obsession with the MarbleLympics (0:00-8:50), Carlos Beltran's Lazerus-esque glove and other baseball (8:50-22:50). Hugh Freeze is sleeping on the couch (and not with an “escort”)(22:22-32:28). Panthers firing their GM and people care about Michael Vick's opinion (32:28-47:18)? When did this happen?

Power Rankings: College Coach Scandals!

It's been a while! But we're back with episode 9! Drunk Alex and a recap on life (0:00-3:38) with some inane baseball talk (3:38-7:50). Interview with Mike Imbt talking mostly basketball (7:50-63:15) then a lame, sappy outro. Also, another Drunk Alex moment!

Right off the top we discuss our weekends, including a trip to PNC Park (2:45-18:20), current All-Star teams (18:20-31:36). Player/fan interactions and a lustful gaze (31:36-34:38) then the usual Cubs/Orioles run down (34:38-47-38). What in the hell is going on with Addison Russell (47:38-55:55). RIP Prodigy and our power rankings to finish it all off (55:55-71:43).

Power Rankings: Prodigy Edition!

This is long as hell, so deal with it. We start off with the MLB draft, (1:18-9:56), NCAA shenanigans (9:56-16:15), and the weekly Cubs/O's updates, (16:15-33:58). Then we seamlessly transition to Caucasian's messing up names, NBA Finals and Dwight Howard shooting 3's (33:58-52:07). Jersey sales, Kaep, and Hank William's Jr. (52:07-94:27).

Power Rankings: Alternate Jersey's Edition! (94:27-105:40)

This is a VERY baseball heavy episode. We do our monthly Projections vs Reality (3:24-24:45), then look back at Adrian Beltre's HOF career (25:15-33:58). Next up, we talk crap on mad Cardinal's fans (33:58-41:35) before our weekly Cubs/O's updates: (41:35-44:06). Then we hate on PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEIR SPORTS TOO SERIOUSLY (44:06-51:28) and people who are making baseball great again (51:28-65:32). The whitest fight ever (65:32-74:25) leads us into...

Power Rankings: Fights Edition! (74:25-89:30)

The Doctor is MIA, so Trizz is out here doing a solo episode. Bartolo Colon, Feces Orifice on the way to 600 dingers, Braves/Pirates oddities and other baseball (1:11-18:00). Marshawn Lynch rides a bike and there's new touchdown rules (18:00-23:35). FAKE NEWS ABOUT METS AND DINOSAURS (30:25-36:00)!

Power Rankings: TD Dancers Edition! (23:35-30:25)

This description is being done by someone too drunk to do this, so if this ends up being wrong, we don't care. Weak excuses of "benches clearing", personalized bat flips, and more baseball (5:25-29:30). Some race talk about Adam Jones and Buck Showalter (29:30-39:00) before we rip into a friend of the show and tell Danny green to "enhance" his game (39:00-1:03:08).

Power Rankings: QBs Better Than Brady Edition! (1:03:08-end)

This description is being done by someone too drunk to do this, so if this ends up being wrong, we don't care. Weak excuses of "benches clearing", personalized bat flips, and more baseball (5:25-29:30). Some race talk about Adam Jones and Buck Showalter (29:30-39:00) before we rip into a friend of the show and tell Danny green to start doing drugs (39:00-1:03:08).

Power Rankings: QBs Better Than Brady Edition! (1:03:08-end)