The Doctor is MIA, so Trizz is out here doing a solo episode. Bartolo Colon, Feces Orifice on the way to 600 dingers, Braves/Pirates oddities and other baseball (1:11-18:00). Marshawn Lynch rides a bike and there's new touchdown rules (18:00-23:35). FAKE NEWS ABOUT METS AND DINOSAURS (30:25-36:00)!

Power Rankings: TD Dancers Edition! (23:35-30:25)