Welcome back to the show!

All day breakfast at McDonald's means never having to say you're sorry.

Dave watched Boogie Nights again, and it really holds up.

Matt hates apple festivals and pumpkin spice. He also hates people who complain about pumpkin spice. Which sort of means he hates himself. He also wants to pick apples at a grocery store so that it's cheaper.

Todd blows his dad off to go to a haunted house. Not recently. Decades ago, the day his grandfather died.

Hungry Hungry Hippos is a cheap, crappy version of its 1980s self.

Toddler potties are awesome, and 2015 public bathrooms are inexplicably clean.

Dave is living a slow groundhog's day, and he doesn't want to buy two of everything even though he has twins.

80s tv was the best.

Todd's kids won't hug him.

Matt reveals the absolute worst (WORST!!!!) selfie ever taken by someone on life support.

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