"They say 'you've changed'"... I replied "I sure hope so!"

I recently listened to a Rachel Hollis podcast where her guest John Maxwell described crabs. He said if there is more than one crab in a bucket, you don’t need to put a lid on it. Funny… why not? Won’t they all escape?

Nope. Those asshole crabs won’t let ANY other crabs out of the bucket. If one tries to escape, the others pull it back down. What the heck?!