This week on In Another Life, we attempt (and fail) to stay on topic while unpacking the wild world of baby milestones—you know, the ones that make you feel like your kid should be walking, talking, and composing symphonies by 10 months.

We ramble (shocker), laugh, and ask the real questions:
➡️ Who even decided what “on track” means?
➡️ Why does every app act like your baby’s behind if they’re not clapping on command?
➡️ And why do we care so much when, honestly, we’re just trying to remember if we brushed our teeth today?

It’s a ride through comparison traps, pediatrician pressure, and the reality that every baby—and every mom—is on their own damn timeline.