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Warning: there is going to be an excessive amount of cursing in this episode. Also, this is all Whiskey's fault. No, really, it is. Cleaning up his house in preparation for the arrival of his beloved fiancé, your bartender Mike Whiskey happened upon a book, and he has decided to thus inflict it upon Your Friend Frosty and you, our audience. Because apparently it is the spring of Dark Whiskey. Sit back, gird the loins, preclutch the pearls, and prepare for something horrifying: "Dear *sshole", by the Madison girls, a book of particularly awful memos to awful people - and at this moment, that unfortunately includes all of you. Sorry...