Jen and Carol welcome internet guru, author, and overachiever David Pell to talk about his upcoming book Please Scream Inside Your Heart: Breaking News and Nervous Breakdowns in the Year that Wouldn't End. In the spirit of hardball journalism, we learn what Dave thinks about a Trump re-election; what he considers the fairest of news outlets; why he's not a proponent of 69; and his learned tips on how to shit in the woods. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.