Alex wants to be an expat…but he’s really a cult leader, Adrian’s pet goatboy goes free, Easter Bunny saves America from unscripted Biden, may the blessing of St. Javelin be upon you, TN lawmakers go full Libertarian without knowing it, UK news hit piece on Slab City anarchy seems more like a travel brochure, sabotage and insurrection growing in Russia, and we’re now only about a week away from a nuclear war.