Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Alex and Adrian tell tales of their wild night with Helene, we discuss the real economics of homeowner’s insurance and why your claim will be denied, Israel picks a fight and hopes their big brother ends it, NYC mayor gets caught with his finger in the Turkey, legal loophole lets “non-profit” lobbyists buy politicians, and DNA testing uncovers kidnapped children and slave owners.

Israel invents gender reassignment terrorism, Ukraine makes mushroom cloud outside Moscow, Three Mile Island nuke plant to exclusively power Microsoft AI, third richest man in the world explains how AI will control your behavior, scientists want to throw ice cubes at hurricanes, we predict P Diddy didn’t kill himself next week, and we explore the possibly interdimensional nature of consciousness without even being high.

Alex remembers 9/11 for completely different reasons, Adrian hopes Tulsi Gabbard is on Russia’s payroll and not just stupid, how police brutality affects your fantasy football league, Trump dodges another bullet and gets another side piece, CIA gets sloppy, Israel heads north, US subs get steamy, and you can actually breathe through your rectum.

We explore several federal, state and local cases of government corruption, and how it always comes back to bribes, blackmail, and/or espionage, we mourn the demise of privacy and anonymity through devices and biometrics, and their economic and political implications in conjunction with AI, Israel takes more pages from the reich’s playbook, 9/11 was a (Saudi) inside job, and the tragic tale of the double-agent whale. 

Adrian contemplates entropic beer and encourages Alex to capitalize on consuming it, Governments around the world don’t want you talking to each about things they don’t like, Harris, DeSantis and Trump all do the political two-step after stepping in it, CIA allegedly saves Islamic State from the wrath of Swifties, and that symbol of American Freedom is just big-boned.

Alex and Adrian explore the cultural ramifications of transgenre music artists, Ron DeSantis is about to be electrocuted by the third rail of Florida politics, Fauci beats the odds and gets West Nile Virus – vaccines likely to follow, US government finally tells the truth about Fluoridated water, all the cool kids are shoplifting, and there’s plastic in your brain and your naughty bits.

America’s getting more brown, so y’all white folk better raw dog it, hypocritical left trans-shames Vance for being a hypocrite, learning the psychology of a totalitarian peasant, Trump’s Tic-Tacs and Harris’ word salad perfectly describe why we really have inflation, you’re really NEET, how many chicken wings can you get with $1.5M, and did the US give up Mossad agents to Iran?

Ukraine brilliantly turns the tables on Putin, US wins gold in the sport of outrage at the Olympics, Hamas leader concedes to ceasefire demands so Israel executed him, Chicago PD black site revealed, RFK Jr. describes how he staged a Central Park bicycle crime scene to cover up the roadkill bear he planned to eat (not a typo), and retail stock brokerages blatantly demonstrate how capitalism is a rigged game.

Adrian theorizes (hopes) the Obama endorsement is a smart strategy, Alex enjoys cigars at the drive-through pharmacy, “Brat” Kamala cackles about coconuts, something smells in the Olympic pool, Trump implies he wants to be dictator for life and Biden reforming SCOTUS to help him do it, and if the government wants to deport all illegals, they’ll need to hire illegals to do it.

Alex gives his conspiracy theory on how the WNBA tried to fake the Trump shooting or something, RNC goes full Idiocracy, DNC nominating convention likely implode into glorious chaos, Google spell checker portends the rise of corporate thought police, SCOTUS changes will usher in a totalitarian dictatorship, and 2.4 milliseconds ain’t what it used to be.