Pizzagate turns out to be real, but MAGA now calls it a hoax. The Left defends the 2nd Amendment as MAGA asks “why did he need a gun?” Trump sues his own IRS for leaking his data, while DOGE leaked literally everyone’s data.  AI agents create their own social media and religion to ponder the meaning of existence, but at least the global economic and political system is about to collapse.

Alex needs a lot of help changing a tire, Adrian does math which is never a good sign, winter is coming in too many ways to count, Davos reveals the New Old World Order, China fires back with silver bullets, Japan and EU pull on the US debt rug, Democrats and Republicans want to kill your vehicle, and ICE apparently wants to kill everyone.

Alex needs to eat a damn sandwich, we explore brewing conflicts between the US and Venezeula…and Greenland…and Mexico…and Columbia…and Iran…and Russia…and China…and Europe…and NATO…and Minnesota…well, you get the idea, rape and torture seems to be part of the ICE benefits package, the Ministry of Truth kicks into high gear, and we play the Uno Reverse card on Hanvana Syndrome.

Never tell contrarian Adrian to be more positive, we discuss the things that nobody is talking about geopolitically, and that is the real reason everything is happening, Trump says the only limit to his authority is his own morality, but he has no idea what the real limits of his authority are, ICE isn’t in your town for the reasons you think they are, and your ability to feed your family hinges on a real-world game of Risk.

We discuss the US attack on Venezuela and detail the actual reasons it’s happening (it’s not drugs), we delve into how the end of globalization has begun, and why it may not work out the way the US had hoped, we explain how BRICS Pay may cause the US dollar to collapse soon, and why that’s led to a scramble for global resources, and we enjoy a video of PeeWee Himmler and ICE Barbie dancing to the worst white rapper to ever live.

MAGA was right about Pizzagate, but they don’t want to talk about it anymore, we discuss how modern capitalism both innovates and stifles, how JD, Erika, the Tech Bros, and Gawd are plotting Trump’s demise, how aliens are going to beam signals directly into our brains, check the tariff shelf for that $18 trillion, and buy gold and silver before the proverbial excrement hits the petrodollar.

Congress drops small sampling of Epstein estate photos, and that probably means there’s gonna be some tail wagging on the way to Maduro, Alex delves into the right-wing podcast drama, Adrian prays the aliens show up soon, AI titans say AI training AI could go really good or really bad, Zelensky trolls Putin as he tries to buy Ukraine from Trump, and get your money out of stocks and into hard assets quick (not financial advice).

We discuss the attacks on alleged drug boats, and read from the DoD’s “Law of War” where it specifically says military personnel “must refuse to comply with clearly illegal orders” and “orders to fire upon the shipwrecked would be clearly illegal,” we cover important topics like was the cover song better than the original, and finally devolve into drivel like the meaning of life.

We try to figure out if it’s a flag, a false flag, a false false flag, or just random noise, then we wonder who’s an agent, a double-agent, or a triple-agent in the US-Russian Ukraine negotiations, but like everything else, we ultimately figure they’re all just an Israeli bot farm, eventually we move into the much less confusing topic of what is the true nature of consciousness…oh, and something about aliens.

We take a break from reality to play our favorite nighttime driving songs, even with our endless cynicism, we’re nonplussed as the left and right keep changing sides, Alex fanboys on MTG, US Ukraine peace plan proves Putin probably possesses two-POTUS pleasure pics, new information has come to light, man, and finally, Epstein, AI, or Aliens:  What’s your favorite Black Swan? Drop us a comment below.