With Steve on a well deserved vacation, Matt and John bring the 144th episode of Too Noobs with critiques of Eric Adams (re: the city's department of "environmental protection" new order for pizzerias to ditch wood and coal pizzerias) and CDC's Dr. Rochelle Walensky's warning for the U.S. health system to upgrade from outdated fax machines (we kid you not). Then, the guys talk about South Korea's recent changes to counting ages, and the Phillies plans to upgrade their Clearwater spring training facility.