Too Noobs Talking

With John on a well deserved vacation, Matt and Steve present a tech heavy episode of Too Noobs Talking! In this week's episode, Google gets judged (rightly) for violating anti-trust laws and setting up a monopoly as the default search engine by a US District judge, Logitech may push for a "forever" mouse billed by subscription (yikes) and AI might be coming to a dentist's chair near you. Matt and Steve then conclude the episode by talking about their top 5 TV shows, movies and video games of all time.

In this weekly episode of Too Noobs Talking, the guys have an encouraging piece of news involving Navy SEAL officers getting their day in court over the "Fauci-ouchie". Then, Ford Motor attempts another curious patent involving cameras and catching speeding motorists on American roadways, a teenager causes and films a train derailment for....reasons...and finally, the guys talk about some of the more "lesser known" Olympic sporting events taking place in some smelly French capital city.

It's the "bicentennial" episode of Too Noobs Talking! For this momental episode, the guys talk about the current state of the Democratic party after President Biden stepped down from running for re-election. Then, a "Jam It In There" segment involving the airline industry, food shortages at the Olympic Games in Paris, and the guys digitally fight each other in a triple threat match via "Wrestlemania 2000" on the Nintendo 64 to see who is the best host.

In this 200th episode-eve of Too Noobs, the guys talk about Elon Musk's decision to move the HQ offices of both X and SpaceX from California to Texas in lieu of Governor Newsom's controversial school bill involving "gender affirming care". Then, a wind turbine blade breaks off near the Nantucket coast, NASA considers space suits for its astronauts that may recycle urine into potable water, and the guys conclude the episode by taking a stab at 4 different sports quizzes from yardbarker.com.

In the 198th edition of Too Noobs, the hosts give a great big pat on the back and complement the leadership of WURD radio station in Philadelphia for standing on First Amendment principles regarding a recent interview with President Biden. Then, general foolishness and bewwwwwbery is a foot, as the guys "Jam It In There" with 3 administrative state tomfoolery. Finally, Matt presents "The Weird File" with two unique cars that hit American roadways recently, and the guys "play god" by banishing items from 2024 while attempting to bring back an item (or two...or more) from the 1980s. Let's fire up that DeLorean, Marty!

In the 197th episode of Too Noobs, Michael Rooker and Morgan Freeman rail against TikTok for causing cinema audiences to have short attention spans and for allowing an AI-deepfake impersonation video to be posted, respectively. Then, the guys debate whether or not cyclists should follow all traffic laws in Pennsylvania instead of rolling through stop signs, and it's Matt against Steve once again, this time with John hosting "The Price Is Right" with MLB ticket and concession prices. Who will come closest without going over?

With Steve on vacation, John and Matt bring the 196th edition of Too Noobs by talking about the darkness of social media and how to avoid the pitfalls using it. Then, the FDA slaps Bimbo Bakeries with a warning to the company to correct its allergy labels, and 40% of electric vehicles owners now want to switch back to gas-powered cars. Finally, John and Matt tag team to talk about the pro wrestling industry's recent boom period.

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk over U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy's suggestion to put warning labels on social media to help improve the mental health of kids and youth adults. Then, Stonehenge in the UK gets defaced by morons, the guys wonder if they feel 10 years older than they actually are (?), and conclude the episode by looking back and remembering some of the more iconic sports highlights (with a little Philly flair).

In the 194th edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a bizarre request from the Paris Olympic Committee involving units with 12,000 BTUs of raw cooling power! Then, more silliness in the world of business as Coldstone Creamery faces a class action law suit and Wells Fargo fires 12 "mouse jigglers" and Harvard goes all "National Enquirer" involving aliens. Finally, the guys put together their own "Mount Rushmore" of Philly athletes for the city's four major teams.

In this weekly episodic video of Too Noobs, the guys laugh over the state government of California's recent attempt to tax electric vehicle owners after cutting off internal combustion engine revenue streams. Then, retailers TJ Maxx & Marshall's have their workers wear body cameras to help catch shoplifters, Steve shares some hot dog cooking tips with July 4th around the corner, and finally the guys do a 16-animal tournament to find the top predator in the animal kingdom.