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In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys tackle a few "law and order" themed stories - first, two unlikely allies in the NRA & ACLU score a unanimous Supreme Court decision! Then, New Jersey shore city mayors declare state of emergencies from the Memorial Day holiday due to unruly teenagers, and a curious Louisiana state law that arbitrarily sets a 25 foot gap between cops and onlookers of a crime gives John COVID flashbacks. Finally, Matt and John face off in a game of "hangman" - who comes out on top?

In the 191st edition of Too Noobs, the guys review a recent Illinois state House bill that reclassifies offenders of the law as "justice impacted individuals" (and wonder why Illinois legislatures have lost their minds). Then, millennials might be taking "quiet vacations" by not telling their bosses (?), Live Nation gets sued by the DOJ (much to John's delight), and it's Matt vs. Steve in Seinfeld trivia!

In this episode of Too Noobs, the guys find yet another article on electric vehicle problems, as some passengers are being diagnosed with motion sickness. Then, McDonalds attempts to lower prices due to inflation but only "for a limited time", an artificial intelligence robot gives a commencement speech, and finally the guys complete a tournament to determine who was the worst Philadelphia sports draft pick.

In the 189th edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a recent article that highlights a troubling trend of kids skipping schools on Friday for "mental health days" in the UK. Then, the "Jam It In There" segment returns highlighting some weird trials & tribulations in the airline industry, a brutal review of the Philadelphia 76ers season (yet again), and misery loves company as the guys do a 16 team (?) tournament to "crown" the worst Philadelphia sports contract in recent history.

In this wild and wooly episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the recent chaos over the protests happening at many of the Ivy League colleges and universities of "higher learning" over the Israel & Hamas conflict. Then, Wally the alligator has gone missing in Georgia, a Pennsylvania state resident gets socked with a $34 billion state tax bill, and John determines if Steve & Matt have what to takes to create a wrestler that can compete against "The American Dragon".

In this episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about Donald Trump's legal team giving oral arguments at the U.S. Supreme Court on whether a president has absolute legal immunity (yikes!). Then, the U.S. airline industry gets gut-punched as the Department of Transportation requires automatic refunds for cancelled flights, San Francisco's light rail system uses 1980s floppy disks to run their system in the return of the "Weird File", and the guys determine the best mascot not named "The Phanatic" or "Gritty" in a 16-team tournament.

In this episode of Too Noobs, the terrific trio of hosts discuss the not so shocking story of NPR having a lack of "diverse opinions" in their newsroom, Jontay Porter gets banned for life from the NBA and the "supposed controversy" over Caitlin Clark's new annual salary for the WNBA. Then, the Flyers 2023-24 season gets reviewed, and another tournament is worked through as the guys determine which Philly team in recent history should've not broken our hearts and won the title....like they should have....damn it all.

In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys reminisce on O.J. Simpson's bizarre and tragic life, including his murder and civil trials, and how the U.S. media changed its reporting after the trials were over. Then, a little baseball talk - is the pitch clock at fault for so many pitcher injuries, or is something else causing these injuries to happen? Finally, the "jam it in there" segment returns with 3 Batman related stories, and Matt vs. John in a game of Jeopardy!: Who will come out on top?

In this episode of Too Noobs, a former surgeon general gets a dose (no pun intended) of reality after an overnight stay in the hospital and the state California be dummin' with a preposterous and artificial cost of living increase to their minimum wage. Then, the "Jam it in There" segment returns with 3 space-related stories, and Matt and Steve continue their rivalry by playing "Family Feud" with John serving as host!

In the 183rd weekly edition of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the troubling aspect of sports gambling involving NCAA athletes. Then, the Pennsylvania State House votes on Hershey's Kisses to be the first state candy in the nation, the NFL owners pass two new rules for the 2024 season, and John provides a fun surprise to Steve and Matt in the form of a single elimination tournament to determine the best Crayon color. Who will come out on top?